Small Talk #1 ✓

18 - 43rd

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Adelaide
Aaron
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"I've been thinking again..."

"Don't hurt yourself..."

"Ha ha ha, very funny."

"What? I'm just surprised that's all."

"Are you saying I'm stupid?"

"When did that sentence ever leave my lips?"

"I don't know... but sometime it has?"

"I can check the recorded conversations at work if you want?"

"They're recorded?"

"This is what I mean, I've already told you this dumbass."

"Aha! There, an insult!"

"I always insult you... it's nothing new."

"True..."

"What did you want though?"

"What do you mean?" (A/n Did it again)

"You phoned me... saying that you've been thinking for once."

"I want to get to know you better."

"Oh... Okay I guess? What do you want to know?"

"Favourite colour?"

"Seriously?"

"Answer the question Adelaide."

"Sea foam."

"Is that even a colour?"

"It is now, but yes. It's like really light and pastel turquoise... Yeah that."

"Okay, next question. Favourite food?"

"That's hard... Most things I guess. Just nothing with cheese."

"What's wrong with cheese?"

"Everything, for starters its basically mouldy milk. It also smells bad and the texture makes me gag. Also the fact I can't actually eat it."

"You're lactose intolerant?"

"Nope, just cheese intolerant."

"Don't think that's a thing..."

"Shhh, just let me believe that it is."

"Okay, favourite movie?"

"Why are you asking me such difficult questions?"

"I'm sorry?"

"Ahh, you're learning sarcasm young padawan!"

"Starwars?"

"No, not my favourite but one of them..."

"..."

"Okay, I have a list... Pretty in pink and The breakfast club from the 80s. Clueless and Ten Things I hate About you from the 90s. And the perks of being a wallflower and Harry Potter and the goblet of fire. Because Cedric Diggory, god damn."

"You know you could have just said you couldn't chose... But it's cute that you have so many."

"Cute? What's cute about naming favourite movies? Would it be cute if I said that one of them was also the human centipede?"

"No, I would call you slightly psychotic ..."

"Good, it's not. I have a thing with blood. Can't stand it, makes me faint..."

"Oh, are you okay?"

"It's just a phobia, don't worry dumbass."

"Yeah I know, I'm just here if you want to talk I guess."

"Me too. I-I mean like if you wanna talk to anyone... I'm here..."

"I know."

"Can we carry this on tomorrow? I'm late for class."

"Yeah-Yeah sorry, forgot that you have classes this late on Thursdays."

"I thought extra lessons would mean when I have free periods, and not at 9 in the evening..."

"It's okay, just think about that warm bed waiting for you when you eventually get home."

"That's making me want to go home now you idiot."

"That's the idea. Okay, have fun small one gottarunbye!"

*hangs up*

"How does he know I'm small?"

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I haves problem. Whenever I see a certain word I will just suddenly burst into song. Like "true", I just started singing spandeu ballet in my head.

Another example, "what do you mean"

Also guys check out my new book "let Go" I've kinda taken a new approach on things (I think I have, probably haven't) but have fun if you decide to check it out :)