blossoming // mystic messenger

they were drunk + Saeran

Yoosung Kim

the needy drunk

• he's a total lightweight, lets be real, after a can of beer, he's off his head

• starts to cling onto you, physically. If you try to leave him, he clings onto your ankles like a toddler

• starts being overly affectionate to you in front of everyone

• "I love youuuuu sooooo much (name)~ even more than I love LOLOL~"

• tears will spring to his eyes if you don't react to his affection (which happens a lot)

• doesn't even care if you become all blushy and embarrassed, if anything, it eggs him on even more

• (blushes a ton at his bold behaviour, and says sorry a few times the next day)

Zen

the flirtatious drunk

• the type of person who denies they are drunk when they are clearly WASTED

• 10 times out of 10 he would try and take off his pants if you were around

• would make plenty of sexual innuendoes, whispering them all in your ear, making you a blushing mess

• hands start to wonder where they shouldn't be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

• will began to talk about his sex life, but will earn a swift knee to the gut before things can get too graphic

• will use really bad pick up lines - "I must be a treasure hunter cause I'm digging your chest!"

• (laughs the next day when you tell him about his behaviour, accompanied with a wink)

Jaehee Kang

the emotional drunk

• a lightweight like Yoosung, but not to the same extent (she can somewhat hold her liquor)

• will start to cry over the littlest things, such as when she dropped her purse

• or she will become insanely happy and talk with the goofiest smile on her face about the things that she loves about you

• "where do I start, hm? Your smile, eyes... just everything about you."

• is actually so precious when drunk, has another special charm and looks after you like a damn princess

• (when she's sober she will not mention the night before until you do. She cringes)

Jumin Han

the possessive drunk

• needs about 2 bottles of wine before he even shows signs of being remotely drunk

• he shows a side that he's never seen before, which totally surprises you

• will hold onto your waist tightly he never let you leave his side all night. Never

• constant death glares to anyone that tries to make conversation with you (aka Zen)

• "you belong to me and only me, I won't be letting you talk to any other men!"

• (is a total hottie when drunk, and completely denies everything when he's sober)

Luciel Choi

the overly-funny drunk

• gets drunk after a fair amount of alcohol

• starts to tell really crap DAD jokes and laugh at them

• "how do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!"

• or will laughs at really weird things. One time, he poked a plant and laughed so hard that you thought he stopped breathing

• will even poke fun at the other members (mainly Jumin and Yoosung) to try and make himself, and you, laugh

• (when sober he would tell you that he wished that he was drunk more often (lol))

V

the romantic drunk

• cannot hold his liquor as well as he would like

• spends the night declaring his love for you in every possible way, even in front of total strangers, much to your embarrassment

• "you're the love of my life, and I will always only love you (name)."

• tells everyone else what they love about you, even if they shrug him off, he's persistent

• will pepper you with romantic kisses and hold your hand constantly

• (when sober he sighs at his behaviour, immediately regretting it)

Saeran Choi

the loud drunk

• can hold his liquor like his twin, just a little bit more

• when drunk, he's a total loudmouth and doesn't shut up the whole night

• it's such a surprise as he's usually quiet???

• talks to anyone for as long as he can whenever he gets the chance, generally about nonsense

• "I think aliens exist! They could be watching us right now!"

• (the next morning he refuses to leave the house and face the world because of his embarrassment)

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