1. "We need an Engineer!" says the person standing beside one.
(I might have said that...)
2. When you don't back up in time and the dropship crushes you, then you see your bones as it leaves.
3. When your Wildcard pack has the same stats as a tank and you wonder "Why didn't I just get the Tank instead?!"
4. When you kill off all Engineers without realizing it and you thank the lord that they had the stupidest idea to wander off on their own.
5. When it's your first time playing as the Stalker and someone's a medic
6. When you're a Precision, you forget, and you wonder ''Why am I not doing as much damage as before?!''
7. "Everyone stay together, get in that house, and stay there! No one leave!" says the person who's going out by themselves.
8. "I can't see the Stalker!" Says the person who just started playing the game.
9. When the Stalker uses voice commands instead of actually killing someone off!
10. When the Stalker asks "... How do I kill someone again?" And you don't tell them because you want to win
11. When the Stalker asks "How do I kill someone again?" In general. How did you forget how to KILL stalker?! Jesus christ...
12. When someone has the zombification upgrade but doesn't realize how quickly Combines kill those things off. (It took four seconds for me and another person to kill them off...)
13. When there are 3 people in Unit 8 in one round. Stalker doesn't win.
14. When someone with the Engineer pack doesn't know how to use it properly. (And places two Lasertrip alarms in the same exact area... Might have been me...)
15. When the Stalker doesn't realize there's a door. Goes in the more complicated way through the window.
16. When you won as the Stalker and it plays a s***ty victory song for you. (Can work with Unit 8 too)
17. When you spend all your points, and you have none, so it makes you look inexperienced
(Flower: HEY I SPEND ALL MY POINTS!)
18. When your parents are calling you but you can't hear them because of the Dropship volume.
(But it works as a great inside joke, if you don't listen to your teacher and they ask if you're listening just say "Sorry I couldn't hear you the Dropship was too loud.")
19. When someone thinks the dropship can save them.
20. When you buy VIP in the game's early days and feel special because a VIP is rare these days
(I'm a VIP actually. #2013)
21. When a guest can stay alive, but you die first
(Wildcard problems anyone?)
23. #WildcardProblems
(The stats can be OUTRAGEOUS)
24. When the Stalker can't handle their own speed and falls off the treehouse map
25. When you go hunting for the Stalker alone and realize you f**ked up because you're dead in about twenty seconds
26. When you know where the Stalker spawns and you tell your friend, and they kill you because they ran to the area.
27. When you played the game in the early days and remember the Elite pack and cry because it was your first one and now it's no longer there to buy. (Anyone remember the Elite days?)
28. When a combine uses the stun baton instead of their Pew Pew gun and you wonder is something I wrong with their head.
(Flower: HEY I USE THE STUN BATON!!)
29. You have a great gun, please use it.
~Your welcome you gosh dang noob,
~Stalker
30. When you go hunting for the Stalker alone, and you don't realize it.
31. When a medic throws down a health pack and you don't get there in time
(You a dead Combine)
32. When you buy Tank just to be able to 1v1 the stalker without dying in three hits
(Works so well with the Red Sword of Death)
33. When your Precision and you always deal the most damage ;)
34. When you care more about your outfit then the actual game itself
(I'm a sweet ass Combine motha fucka!)
35. When half the people on the server have 0 points and you can tell Unit 8 will be going down easily
36. When you miss the dropship and you feel stupid because you didn't get there ahead of time
Me: DANG IT I MISSED THE SHIP
Flower: Maybe you should have gotten there ahead of time!
Me: It's not my fault the VIP room door is sticky and doesn't let you out!
Flower: Well I gave you a heads up!
Me: At least I don't spend all my points!
Flower: At least I don't miss the dropship!
37. When you can't figure out how to use Telekinesis as a Stalker and end up throwing a table at a wall
38. When you forget to equip your badass Stalker skin
39. When you forget to equip your Stalker Powerup
40. When you forget to equip your Combine weapon or upgrade you worked so hard to buy
41. When the stalker barely puts up a fight
42. When you know where the stalker spawns and the round ends like *THAT*
43. When it's your least favorite map
44. When you don't know the layout of the map and your the STALKER
45. When a guest has more points than you do *Cough Cough* Point spenders *cough cough*
46. When someone with the most points has the worst weapon
47. When a guest is the stalker
48. When you whip out your gun and you need to reload when the stalker is literally right in front of your face
49. When you spend a whole round spending your points
50. When you're placing a sentry and the stalker walks right up to you
Me: Flower place a Sentry in this doorway facing inwards
Flower: Umm I can't right now THE STALKER IS LITERALLY RIGHT HERE.
51. When you have been trying to get into this one server for 10 minutes, waiting for someone to leave, and when someone agrees to leave a guest joins before you.
52. When the Stalker is AFK
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When the first chapter you make is the game The Stalker
And you actually get one
When you can't stalk someone but you can be stalked
REVIEW TIME!!
Flower: 5 out of 5 stars
Me: 5 of 5 :P
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Flower: I think the game is pretty good right now
Me: I think this game is really fun! I like all the packs and weapons, but it would be great if some things were a bit cheaper, like eyes. Some are like, what, 300 500 I dunno off the top my head, but really? Eyes?
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Soooo this was the first chapter
We may come up with more problems
And definitely more chapters
We have a bunch of games we want to play!
Any suggestions? Let us know in the comments!!
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