You know that feeling when the person your dating finds your stories AND THEN TEASES YOU ABOUT IT
Yeah. Me too. 0_0
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BIRD SIMULATOR
FIRST GAME FLOWR AND I EVER PLAYED TOGETHER
HELL YES LET'S GET TO IT.
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1. When you nose dive and break the game
2. When someone thinks you're a walnut and tries to eat you
3. When you're on Instagram and accidentally kill yourself by not eating
4. When you accidentally get wedged in the ground
5. When you're the size of a walnut
6. When you're hanging with a beaver and Hedwig comes over and gobbles him down
7. When you're hanging with a squirrel and then it runs off the edge
8. When you get yourself wedged between trees
8.5. And then dub them "The Wedging Trees"
9. When you can't land on a tree for the life of you
10. When you thought you could eat bugs but you can't so you've just been staring at a slug for 2 minutes straight
11. When you're a tiny bird but you've got a hell load of sass up your tiny (is about to say sleeve but realizes birds don't have sleeves)... feathers.
12. When you're sassing someone and all the birds come around to get in on the drama
13. When you're afk and you come back to a bunch of birds trying to eat you, thinking you're a nut. You are not a nut.
14. "Do you wanna be my son or doughter"
"It's daughter btw"
"Go away."
"Yeah that's my friend you're talking to. She doesn't wanna be related to you, she's browsing steam games."
"How do you know."
"She's my friend irl ? We're on a call ?"
"Hmmm."
I won the argument because I am the Patriottt
15. When you're friend is so small you can't find them
16. When everyone is following the snowy owl
17. When the forest is silent and you get jumpscared by someone's chirps
18. When you nose dive THROUGH the map
19. When you're discussing Maine Youth Court cases while flying around as a bird
20. When you fly under the map to hide from those who won't stop following you
21. When you're the smallest, sassiest bird on the server
22. When you need to go to the bathroom but you wanna fly
23. WE'RE SOOOARING, FLYYYYING
24. When the bug is fat
25. When you have to make a Public Service Announcement that you are not edible.
26. When you get crushed by a big bird
27. When the map is too big to find your friends
28. When you can't find any food
29. When you get to water just before you die of thirst
30. When you feel obligated to make a no-commentary YouTube video for this because it's peaceful and therapeutic
31. When you need to hide in grass because the whole server is chasing you
32. When you need to go eat dinner but you know your bird will starve and die when you're gone
33. When your bird is too hard to control
34. When you're best friend is a rabbit and then an eagle comes over and eats him. What a tragedy.
35. When you collide with a bee mid-air
36. When you hit your birdy head on a flower
37. When you accidentally fall(fly) off the map
38. When your friend blends in with the map so you can't find them
39. When the NPC animals suicide because they don't want to get eaten by the Eagles and Hedwings
40. When the most efficient way of travel is to glide under the map
41. When the game says "press space to glide" but when you do that you just plummet to the ground
42. When you accidentally get wedged under the ground and faze through the map
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