OMG THIS GAME WAS SO ADDICTING FLOWER AND I WERE PLAYING IT NOT JUST TO REVIEW IT, BUT TO HAVE THE GREATEST FARM ANYONE EVER HAD.
This game is amazing. You reader, yes you, you need to get a roblox account just to play this. It says "Farming Heaven" yes it is. Yes it is. I love this game, Flower loves this game, what is not to love about this game?
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First off, let's just applaud me for FORGETTING TO MAKE THIS... LIST IN THE BOOK.
We moved on to the next game like *snap* THAT.
Anyway, the list is here
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Oh yeah, might I add, I'm still eating Milk Duds in class.
1. When you have so much land and you have no idea how you're going to clear it
2. When the trees REFUSE TO CHOP
3. Who knew farming could be so fun?
4. When something is OBVIOUSLY in the way.
5. When a tree launches you in the air
6. When chopping a tree takes so long you have time to text
7. When your friend who you dislike joins the game and you have to replant trees around you to hide from them
8. When a game gets you so motivated you want to build a farm irl
9. When a farm game is actually mining simulator
10. When a farm game is actually lumber simulator
11. When a farm game is actually weeding simulator
12. When a farm game is anything BUT farming.
13. When you can't cut down a tree because your neighbor's fence is in the way
14. When you've been chopping down trees for, apparently, three roblox weeks.
................... And not even half of them are gone......
15. When you're so angry you insult the game and call it "FARMING AMONG PEDOPHILES"
16. Farming Among Friends? No, Farming With OCD. Seriously, try planting wheat or cornz in first person view!!
17. Sometimes this game is Farming With F*ckheads.
18. Sometimes this game is Farming with incompetent idiots.
19. When you hop off your barn and accidentally step on your "Teleport to spawn" button
20. When you step on the "teleport to spawn" button in general
21. When you love someone else's farm more than you love your own
22. When the fence launches your through the air
23. When you're so determined to make your farm look good you make blueprints
24. When you love your farm <3
25. When no one is on the server with you so it's "farming among loners".
26. When you get inspired when you see someone's awesome farm
27. When you make your friends play Farming Among Friends so you can have help with your farm
28. When you find this person's land, and you somehow have access to their farm, so you steal their stuff
29. When you ask a noob if you can help clear their land, and you take their resources
30. When you had a hard day at school and you come home and farm your troubles away :)
31. When you never have enough money to have a cool farm :(
32. When you're too obsessed with the game that you don't play it just to review it
33. When your idol is an online farmer... Awkward...
34. When you have a small mountain on your land because there is so many rocks
............. And your friend has a fucking FOREST!
35. When you never go outside so instead you farm on a computer
36. When you get way too protective over your digital farm land and yell at everyone when they step foot on your property
37. When your fingers have abs because farming digitally is a workout
38. When you make your boyfriend go to sleep so you can focus on farming
39. When you feel awkward because you used the wrong tool
...................In front of someone else
40. When the Farming Among Friends community is nicer than any other
........ Except when they call you racist because you didn't like their song
41. When a fence is more durable than a tree
42. When a person's farm is good and you want to take picture for visual notes
43. When your cat is snuggling you and making it hard to play
44. When you feel so stupid because you buy CORN instead of corn SEEDS
45. When you're so tired you call carrots "cornz" on accident
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Rating: 5 of 5
Things that could be improved: Nothing really.... maybe we'll come up with some things later. But still, this game was AWESOME
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