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Allysus: LAUREN

LaurenJ: ALLY

Allysus: I have a question

LaurenJ: what's up?

Allysus: how do you tell your parents you're gay?

Canola: YOU SIT THEM DOWN AND LOOK THEM STRAIGHT IN THEIR EYES AND YOU BE LIKE "Mom, Dad, I love pussy."

Canola: that's what I did

DinahJ: pffftttt nah B.

DinahJ: you sit yo family down, and you be like "mom, Dad, I'm gay. Like I'm so gay. Like gayer than Camila"

Canola: you came out to your parents like that?

DinahJ: yes asgdkdll

Canola: WHAT DID THEY SAY?!😹

DinahJ: "damn that's really gay"

Crybaby: i just got a box of balloons, blew them up, and wrote "im a big lez" on each of them, then I put them all over da house

Canola: I remember that, your moms face was priceless

NormaniK: my mom just caught me having sex with dinah

Allysus: MY PARENTS ARE SUPER RELIGIOUS THO! SO LAUREN HOW DID YOU COME OUT?

LaurenJ: well I was with Camila when I did and I was gonna say that I was bi, but then Camila said "your daughter eats my pussy. And she likes it."

DinahJ: THATS SO DISRESPECTFUL CAMILA ASDFGHKL

Canola: oh shut up dinah you basically forced Normani out of the closet

DinahJ: ITS NOT MY FAULT WE GOT CAUGHT HAVING PASSIONATE SEX.

Allysus: I just wrote "I'm a homo" on my forehead with a sharpie and my mom was like "your father owes me 20 bucks"

LaurenJ: you know I actually think yours is the best coming out story out of all of us ally

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