HEY Righte0us ! YOU BROUGHT THIS CHAPTER ONTO YOUSELF!
AND BEFORE YOU TRY TO LIE AND SAY YOU DID THIS BECAUSE OF THE WHOLE "pushing you off the wall" DEAL, YOU ALREADY KICKED AND PUNCHED ME FOR THAT!
STORY TIME FELLAS:
So we were at a church (an atheist and a satanist go to a church...that's a recipe for disaster)
And I find a pencil and I'm like "Ima break this" and I broke it.
So Liar chased me with a stick for At least thirty second before catching up to my unathletic ass and hitting me in the face. HARD!
Now, if I must go through this torture I am at least writing a chapter about it.
So I've got a few cuts on my face and I can feel bruising beginning.
Oh Fucking Joy!
Liar, if you were anyone else you'd be six feet under right now.
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(The large one is the stick)
Now that probably doesn't look painful, not until you consider that she was going at full speed, and she's freakishly strong, and that she's in karate. As well as the fact of ITS SO STRONG IT SOMEHOW DIDNT BREAK!
