Chapter 27

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*Private chat between you and Dinah*

Y/N: Dinah

FinahDinah: Yeah?

Y/N: You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop

FinahDinah: Dang girl

Y/N: What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?

FinahDinah: Boi

FinahDinah: I don't know

Y/N: I don't have a Ferrari

FinahDinah: Ya nasty

Y/N: On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9.

FinahDinah: Bitch, why tf are you lying

FinahDinah: I'm a fucking hundred

FinahDinah: Bitch, maybe even a thousand

Y/N: I-

Y/N: I'm the 1 you need

FinahDinah: Smh, quit lyin'

Y/N: Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy (in this case; a girl) sticks his (her) location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

FinahDinah: No.

Y/N: Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys and girls crazy?

FinahDinah: No, my mom just won't let me drive at all

Y/N: You want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply

FinahDinah: I hate math

FinahDinah: And I hate you

FinahDinah: So stfu

Y/N: Sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line...

FinahDinah:

Y/N: What's wrong?

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Y/N: What's wrong?

Y/N: Dick too big?

FinahDinah: You wish

Y/N: Too good?

FinahDinah: Smh

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