unknown: hello.
you: who is this?
unknown: no matter. what's your name?
you: i'd tell you if you told me yours
unknown: your name will remain as unknown then.
you: so will yours.
you: how did you get this number?
unknown: no matter.
you: is that your only response to questions?
unknown: ...
unknown: no matter. anyway, i'll have to assume your name. john?
you: ... i god hope that was just a guess...
unknown: could have been. you wouldn't know though.
you: you're kinda... not scary... weird but not in the bad way.
unknown: i know. so, john, what's the last name?
you: and i would tell you that because?
unknown: i'll guess again then.
you: no please don't it's weird since you get it right
unknown: so it's?
you: Lauren's. my name is john Lauren's.
unknown: john... john Lauren's?
you: no. autocorrect. it's john laurens.
unknown: john laurens. i like it. be right back changing your name.
you: irl?
unknown: yeah, im changing it to thomas jefferson. no. of course not. on my phone.
you: sorry jesus
you: you're not gonna go for long though right?
you: c'mon man please
you: or woman you could be a woman
you: or any other gender sorry i shouldnt assume genders
you: please still be on
you: if you dont come back i will probably cry
you: idk why though
you: i just will so dont leave
unknown: i was changing your name on my phone, chill.
unknown: why would you want me to stay anyway, john?
you: mainly because i have two friends that are probably on date night considering it's saturday so they won't be on until late afternoon tomorrow
unknown: so?
you: basically i want to be able to talk to someone when my two friends are netflix and chilling
unknown: kinky.
you: what the hell
unknown: what?
you: nothing
unknown: okay. so, john laurens, tell me a few things about yourself.
you: no, i think you should tell me a few things about yourself
you: exaggeration on the yous please
unknown: im only telling you my name and age.
you: k
unknown: my name is a.h. or alex and i'm nineteen.
you: d'ya go to college?
unknown: yes.
you: which one?
unknown: i go to DO YOU PLAY ME FOR A FOOL
you: sorry
you: wait you've left again
you: no please stay
you: im just gonna sit here and bathe in my tears
you: whilst my friends get it on
you: and you do whatever the hell youre doing
unknown: are you actually trying to get me to say kinky again?
you: uhh..
you: no
unknown: i mean i have your phone number, i could call you and say it.
you: you could
you: wait i mean no
unknown: you sure?
you: yep
you: kinda
unknown: once in a lifetime opportunity has flew away.
you: goodbye once in a lifetime opportunity
unknown: wtf
you: what?
unknown: that made me smile.
you: so?
unknown: i can't remember the last time i've smiled.
you: oh
you: wait brb i forgot to change your contact name
you: back
alex: hello again.
you: hey hey
alex: lemme guess. my name is just alex?
you: uhh... no
totally not alex: you sure?
you: yes
totally not alex: okay then. tell me about yourself.
you: no
totally not alex: stubborn. i like it.
you: wait what
totally not alex: nothing. just slide on with the convo.
you: convo
totally not alex: what?
you: nothing it just doesn't seem like you'd say convo
totally not alex: kinky convo
totally not alex: your favourite words.
you: or it could be convo kinks you never know
totally not alex: okay stop
you: what
totally not alex: im with my parents. stop making me smile.
you: but i cant help it
totally not alex: of course you can't.
you: no i seriously can't
totally not alex: that's the thing about texting. you can't tell if it's sarcasm or despair.
totally not alex: it was despair by the way.
you: aww
totally not alex: what?
you: i just imagined you being sad
you: what i think you look like obviously
totally not alex: hope your friends are having a good time.
totally not alex: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
you: No
totally not alex: capitalisation.
you: i meant to put it in all caps but i didn't double click :(
totally not alex: retry that.
you: NO
totally not alex: okay, geez. you could've just said you didn't want to.
you: wait no i
you: screw you
totally not alex: in what way?
you: EW
totally not alex: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
you: ALEX NO
totally not alex: i can only assume we're friends now?
you: yep
totally not alex: gtg for therapy will be back
you: wait therapy?
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happenings. (lams) (completed)
Fanfiction*bad grammar intended* through a series of texts, calls and emails, john laurens forms a slight bond with stranger who goes by the name 'a.h.' or 'alex'. though the two have never met, john wants to meet them. their faces have never been seen by on...
