you: hey
you: alex
you: you on yet
you: do your therapy sessions last five hours wtf
you: cmon please alex
you: :(((((
you: alex
you: alex dammit
you: alex i will find you and kiss you
you: wait no that was gay
you: too gay
you: i probably would though lol
you: fine
you: ill leave you alone then
you: text me when your back
totally not alex: hello?
you: HELLO
totally not alex: hi.
you: please tell me you didn't read the last seven messages
totally not alex: i did
totally not alex: and you wouldn't want to kiss me, trust me.
you: why?
totally not alex: i've been told i kiss like a fish.
you: by who?
totally not alex: can't say.
you: f you
totally not alex: :(
you: no im sorry
totally not alex: i really want to meet your friends.
you: not right now.
you: one texted me saying laf is really cute when he is lying on your chest asleep
you: laf is one of my friends btw
you: his words exactly
totally not alex: give me updates.
you: update *ding*
you: "half-naked"
you: EW
totally not alex: kinky.
you: CAN YOU STOP MAKING THAT WORD SOUND CUTE
totally not alex: how about you stop being cute
you: DID WE JUST BOTH ADMIT TO ONE ANOTHER WE FIND THEM CUTE
totally not alex: no
you: OH
you: okay
totally not alex: can i have a photo of you?
you: wtf no
you: sorry
you: we dont know each other well enough yet
totally not alex: :,( no that's fine.
you: no please don't cry
totally not alex: k.
you: and you're fine
you: my whole life has been a lie
totally not alex: i need to stop texting you in front of my parents.
totally not alex: like seriously. how do you make me smile more than any person i've seen the face of?
you: bc im cute
you: its been like twenty minutes tf are you?
you: ugh
you: mk imma go
you: tf mate
you: is it because i said im cute
you: i was joking
you: im really ugly
you: alex please
totally not alex: you're enough to fangirl over.
totally not alex: i was printing out you saying your cute by the way.
totally not alex: nonono
totally not alex: dont leave me on my own
totally not alex: please
totally not alex: ive already been left alone by everyone i care about
totally not alex: everyone i care about leaves that's how it is i guess
you: id hug you
you: but you know why i cant
totally not alex: no i dont please explain
you: DONT SASS ME YOUNG LADY
totally not alex: how. the. hell. did. you. make. me. laugh.
you: r u okay fam
totally not alex: don't call me fam.
you: k fam
totally not alex: i'm not your fam.
you: sorry fam
totally not alex: CALL ME FAM ONE MORE TIME
you: fam
totally not alex: i just realised i'll have to delete all of these messages.
you: why?
totally not alex: i just will. my parents are nosy as f, okay?
you: but wait then we can't talk
totally not alex: mhm. i just won't have any of your texts, but you'll have mine.
you: what is my contact name by the way
you: on your phone
totally not alex: do you like turtles?
you: uhh...
you: who doesn't?
totally not alex: be right back. i'll screenshot and show you it.
*insert photo here*
you: tortue garçon?
totally not alex: it's french.
you: brb google translate is my friend
you: TURTLE BOY?!
totally not alex: :)
you: OUT OF ALL THINGS YOU CALL ME TURTLE BOY
totally not alex: you like turtles and you're a boy. what better name?
you: I DONT KNOW MAYBE MAYBE UHH
you: fine stick with tortue garçon
you: wait one of my friends calls me that
you: im gonna start calling him laffy taffy then
totally not alex: i give you privilege to change my name.
you: i was going to anyway
you: brb
you: hello again
rappy scrappy: what did you change it to?
you: oh nothing interesting
you: it just says alex
rappy scrappy: you're boring
you: i'm trying really hard not to laugh
rappy scrappy: why?
you: well
you: ill show you what your name is
you: on my phone
*insert photo here*
rappy scrappy: rappy
rappy scrappy: scrappy
rappy scrappy: rappy scrappy
rappy scrappy: rappy scrappy
you: :)
rappy scrappy: RAPPY GODDAMN SCRAPPY
rappy scrappy: IM SO DONE WITH YOU
you: bye rappy
rappy scrappy: BYE TURTLE BOY
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hello. so you've read this chapter i assume. great job. have a gold star. anyway, just a short disclaimer that if you're going to use rappy scrappy in your book, it's a joke between me and my friends so please credit me.
yes, i'm sane. yes, i have hamilfan friends. no, i didn't intend to insert rappy scrappy in this book.
ALSO rappy scrappy is mine and my friend's name for daveed diggs so it was originally going to be used for lafeyette but nah.
rappy scrappy is a rapper btw. not a real one. his hit single is rappy and scrappy (parody of guns and ships). why am i telling you this? idk. anyway, credit me if you use rappy scrappy please.
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Fanfiction*bad grammar intended* through a series of texts, calls and emails, john laurens forms a slight bond with stranger who goes by the name 'a.h.' or 'alex'. though the two have never met, john wants to meet them. their faces have never been seen by on...
