you: :)))))
you: pizza is important
rappy scrappy: i'm putting that on your tomb
you: tomb? don't you mean gravestone?
rappy scrappy: no because you're going down in history
rappy scrappy: with me
you: in what way?
rappy scrappy: are you being serious or playing?
you: technically both
you: don't ask
rappy scrappy: okay then...
you: anyway, answer me
rappy scrappy: anyway you want
rappy scrappy: ;)
you: okay
you: don't mind
rappy scrappy: oh?
you: do it your way
rappy scrappy: honestly, i'd date you
rappy scrappy: and enjoy it
rappy scrappy: i'd buy you food, flowers, gifts, food, food uhh... food
rappy scrappy: we wouldn't go to fancy restaurants, we'd get ice cream and sit on a rooftop and watch some youtuber on my phone.
rappy scrappy: and you'd lean your head on my shoulder and i'd just think: yeah. this is how i want to live. forever.
rappy scrappy: woah dude i think i love youyou: i think i love you too
rappy scrappy: thanks
rappy scrappy: i needed that
rappy scrappy: also about the kissing like a fish thing, it's your judgement
you: YOU'RE SMOOTH ASF
rappy scrappy: eyy
you: is trying a possibility?
rappy scrappy: depends
rappy scrappy: where do you live?
you: the greatest city in the world
rappy scrappy: nyc?
you: yep
rappy scrappy: SAME
you: WAIT REALLY
rappy scrappy: YES YES
you: WE COULD MEET UP
rappy scrappy: :O
rappy scrappy: WE COULD KISS
you: YEAH :D
rappy scrappy: WHERE DO YOU WANNA MEET UP
you: WAIT
you: WE NEED PHOTOS OF EACH OTHER
rappy scrappy: OH YEAH SEND ME ONE
you: kkkkkk*insert photo here*
rappy scrappy: FRECKLES
rappy scrappy: YOU HAVE FRECKLES
you: i know :(
rappy scrappy: WHAT DONT BE SAD YOURE CUTE AS ALL HELL
rappy scrappy: LIKE IM SITTING ON MY BED LEANING MY CHIN ON MY KNEE GRINNING LIKE AN IDIOT WITH RED CHEEKS
you: I WANNA SEE
rappy scrappy: I LOOK LIKE SMILE DOG
rappy scrappy: YOU REALLY DONT
you: YES YES
you: YES I DO*insert photo here*
you: :OOOOOO
you: *swipes right*
you: D A T I N G M A T E R I A L
you: GET YOU A GUY WHO LOOKS AT YOU LIKE THIS
you: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
you: HOWWWWWWW
you: ARE YOUUUUUU
you: SOOOOOOOOOO
rappy scrappy: ugly?
you: nO ADORABLE
you: AWWWWWW
you: D A T E M E
rappy scrappy: I W I L L
you: WHERE DO YOU LIVE
rappy scrappy: NEXT TO A HOUSE
you: SAME
you: WHICH ROAD
rappy scrappy: FIND OUT YOURSELF
you: :(((((((
you: i cri
rappy scrappy: *cry
you: jerk
rappy scrappy: im sorry
rappy scrappy: we are still meeting up?
you: obvIOUSLY
you: WHY WOULDNT WE
rappy scrappy: just asking.
you: :)))))
you: im eating pizza
rappy scrappy: i'm not. i cri. :(((
you: *cry
rappy scrappy: *cry
rappy scrappy: i didn't do that purposefully.
you: surrreee
rappy scrappy: i swear i did.
you: DO NOT ASK IF WE'RE STILL MEETING
you: NO EXCEPTIONS
you: WE ARE MEETING NO MATTER WHAT
you: I WANT TO SEE YOU
rappy scrappy: S A M E
rappy scrappy: WHO O O O O
you: WHOOOOOOO
rappy scrappy: ilyms
rappy scrappy: *ilysm i ruined it dammit
you: me
you: m e
you: M E
rappy scrappy: you sound like shane dawson in a daily life vlog lmao
you: i aspire :)))))
rappy scrappy: when are we meeting up???
you: next week
you: wednesday?
rappy scrappy: hmm
rappy scrappy: i'll check my calendar
rappy scrappy: thursday? next week?
you: yes yes
you: where?
rappy scrappy: THE MALL
you: Y E S
rappy scrappy: W H O O O O O
you: W H O O O O O
you: I CANT WAIT
rappy scrappy: S A M E
rappy scrappy: AHHHHHHH
you: this originated from you somehow getting my numberyou: where'd you go
rappy scrappy: oh shimmy sham it did
you: shimmy sham
rappy scrappy: shimmy shim sham
you: shimmmmyyyyy shammmmmmm
you: cootie
you: wait not like that
you: i meant it for it to say cutie i swear
you: shimmy sham
rappy scrappy: shimmy sham
you: sHiMmY sHaM
rappy scrappy: that's our thing
you: yell shimmy sham
rappy scrappy: im getting food though
you: not now lmao
you: when we meet up
you: if it's busy
rappy scrappy: it's nyc of course it'll be busy
you: tru
you: e
you: grammar nazi
rappy scrappy: sorry lmao
rappy scrappy: so touchy lol
you: :((((((
you: YES WE ARE
rappy scrappy: kk lol
you: kk
you: my new fav thing
you: gtg
rappy scrappy: aww man
rappy scrappy: bye laurens
you: bye alex
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Fanfiction*bad grammar intended* through a series of texts, calls and emails, john laurens forms a slight bond with stranger who goes by the name 'a.h.' or 'alex'. though the two have never met, john wants to meet them. their faces have never been seen by on...