Jeff the Killer:
"You ok?". "No..my head hurts" he says. "Thats cos you got drunk last night" You say and he groans "what did I do?" You giggled "well you kinda lept onto the roof saying you were the child of the joker out to destroy Batsy and than you jumped off the roof saying you can fly."
Homicidal Liu:
"What happened...?" Liu asked holding an ice pack on his cheek. "Well you kinda got drunk and thought there was a boxing kangaroo so you started hitting a wall, a chelf bit dipped and hit your face" "stupid kangaroo..." mumbled Sully.
Bloody Painter:
"I had no idea you liked Five Night at freddys." You mumbled trying not to laugh "what makes you say that?" Asked Helen "Well you kinda threw purple paint all over you and ran atound screaming 'I am the purple bunny fear me!'"
Eyeless Jack:
Walking up to him you hugged him tightly and layed him down. "What happened?" Asked EJ rubbing his head. "You were drunk" Is all you could say without laughing "Uh oh..." He blushed lightly and you hugged him "It wasnt that bad..unless bad is what you call proposing to a tree and than running around yelling 'Kidneys are fabulous' in a spanish accent."
Laughing Jack:
"Ow!...Urgh I think I had too much to drink last night" groaned LJ in pain. "Yup, on the bright side I found out you can sing" You said looking at your phone. "What?!" He yelled and you showed him a video of LJ singing Shake it off by Taylor swift while tap dancing" He starred at the phone for 4 seconds before flopping.
Slenderman:
"Why is the mansion covered in socks?" Slender asked. "Well you kinda got really drunk and started dancing around the mansion singing you were the sock fairy, hence the socks."
Ben Drowned:
Cleverbot: What happened last night?
You: U were drunk
Cleverbot: .....what happened?
You: You got engaged to smile dog
Cleverbot: WHAT?!!
You: Why you think your wearing a ring?
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Creepypasta boyfriend scenarios
FanfictionContains: Jeff the Killer Homicidal Liu Bloody Painter Eyeless Jack Laughing Jack Slenderman Ben drowned
