Ask & Dare The Big Five

Meri Kiss-mas

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- I dare Merida to kiss everyone on the lips

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Merida: WHAT?!

Elsa: *eyes widen*

Rapunzel: No, not agaaain. *jumps out of window*

Jack: Eew. Why couldn't it be Elsa?

Elsa: *raises brow*

Hiccup: It's still the same, they're both girls. *rolls eyes*

Jack: Yeah, but.. *scratches nape*

Jack: Ahehe..

Hiccup: See? Plus-- *sits down*

Hiccup: *whispers to Jack* I'm gonna get another kissy from Merida \(^-^ )/

Merida: *slaps Hiccup in the face*

Hiccup: *holds on to cheek* Ow! What the--? Do you always gotta be this way? 'Cause-

Merida: *grabs Hiccup's collar* *kisses Hiccup forcibly*

Hiccup: *kisses back*

Merida: *pulls away*

Hiccup: W-wait..! *sighs*

Merida: *goes to Jack* *gives Jack a peck on the lips for about 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds*

Jack: *wipes mouth* Gross. Worst 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds in my life.

Merida: *turns to Elsa* Uhm, hey, Els..

Elsa: This is awkward.. *laughs awkwardly*

Elsa: Buuut-- a dare is a dare!

Merida: *kisses Elsa for 3 seconds** *pulls away immediately*

Elsa: *trembles*

Merida: Dares, right?

Rapunzel: Tell me about it..

Merida: *kisses Rapunzel for 5 seconds* *pulls away*

Rapunzel: *giggles*

Merida: Seriously, ya'll gotta stop it with the lesbo kisses.

~ just theeen, a brick was thrown in the window. then a random fan came in ~

Fan: Lol nope. *jumps out window*

All: ...

Hans: *appears* Hey, I get a kiss, too, right, Mer? It says everyo--

Merida: *grabs Hans' collar from the back* *throws him out the window*

Merida: *dusts off hands*

All except Merida: ...

Merida: Waaaat. It's not like ya'll wouldn't do the same?

Hiccup: You're really strong.

Hiccup: Oh and--

All: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! Ask and dare us!

Elsa: We'll be doing this answering spree later on, so comment down whatever questions and dares you have for us right here in this chapter!

Rapunzel: Remember that it's not necessary to add times and dates to your dares, everyone! Such as 'for three hours' 'for ten years' 'until your souls reincarnate' or something like that. *laughs*

Merida: They don't.. really matter ye know?

Hiccup: Don't forget! Don't be too SPG everyone *winks with both eyes*

Jack: B-but..

Elsa: Problem, Jack?

Jack: But.. i-it is Christmas, isn't it? *does puppy dog eyes*

Merida: Ye look horrible, Frost.

Jack: Hey!