Meri Kiss-mas

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- I dare Merida to kiss everyone on the lips

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Merida: WHAT?!

Elsa: *eyes widen*

Rapunzel: Not again! *tries to jump out of window*

Hiccup: Oh no, you don't! *pulls Rapunzel's hair*

Rapunzel: Ow!

Hiccup: Sorry... 

Jack: Ughk. Why couldn't it be Elsa doing the dare? And instead of everyone, why not just me, you know? I'm willing to take one for the team in such a case. I am a Guardian after all! Guardians need to make... tough decisions. *grins at Elsa*

Elsa: *crosses arms*

Hiccup: Stop with the yammering. Let's get this dare over with.

Jack: Ooh, eager now, aren't we?

Hiccup: *blushes* N-n-n-n-no! I-i-i-i-it's--! So that we can--

Merida: *slaps Hiccup across the face*

Hiccup: *holds on to cheek* Ow! What the--? Why not Jack? I was the one who--!

Merida: *grabs Hiccup's collar* *kisses him*

Hiccup: *kisses back*

Merida: *pulls away*

Hiccup: *tries to not smile* *touches cheek* I think you missed a spot... 

Merida: *goes to Jack* *gives Jack a peck on the lips for about 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds*

Jack: *wipes mouth* Worst 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds in my life. 

Jack: AND BY KISSING ME RIGHT AFTER HICCUP... it's like I had an indirect kiss with him too! 

Merida: Yer the one making it weirder, lad! Shut yer trap!

Rapunzel: Me next?

Merida: *nods*

Rapunzel: I can't believe I've technically kissed everyone in the team now. Except Hiccup, I guess. If this indirect kiss you're gonna give me doesn't count.

Merida: Ye two REALLY wanna make it weirder, huh?

Rapunzel: *chuckles* Will putting on lipstick make it better?

Merida: *playfully rolls eyes* *leans in*

Punzelsa: *kisses*

Rapunzel: You taste like... *gasps* My stolen pies! It was you!

Merida: UH... *runs to Elsa*

Merida: Uh... hi.

Elsa: Hi.

Elsa: *shrugs* *laughs awkwardly* Uhm... pucker up, buttercup?

Merida: ...

Elsa: I made it worse, did I?

Merida: Aye. *shakes head* Here goes. 1... 2... 3...! 

Merelsa: *kisses*

Merida: *tries to pull away*

Merelsa: *eyes widen* *tries to pull away again* 

Merelesa: MMMMM!

Rapunzel: Wow, you two are really going at it!

Hiccup: Is... everything okay? 

Jack: *realizes what happened* *bursts out laughing* HA HA HA! 

Hiccup: Don't tell me... *facepalms*

Rapunzel: They're stuck together because of the ice on Elsa's lips! I've seen this happen to Pascal all the time during winter...

Hiccup: This didn't happen when you kissed her, right?! Or when... I or Jack kissed her!

Merelsa: MMMMFFFF! *starts squirming*

Rapunzel: Oh no, they probably can't breathe properly! Jack, do something! *shakes Jack's arm*

Jack: I'll take care of this. *stands up* *lifts staff in the air like an axe*

Jack: STAND BACK, EVERYONE! 

Hiccup: WOAH WOAH WOAH! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 

Jack: WHAT HAS TO BE DONE--!

Hiccup: No! *sighs* Elsa, can't you do a 'love will thaw' action to undo this? Or however your magic works...

Elsa: *nods* *hugs Merida*

Merida: *hugs Elsa back*

Merelsa: *finally pulls away* *starts panting*

Jack: Pft, yeah, that was my plan all along, actually. Looks like my work here is done! *leans on staff*

All except Jack: *glares at Jack*

Jack: Whaaat?

Jack: Whaaat?

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