Vegan Merida

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- I dare Merida to be vegan

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Merida: ...

Merida: But why..?

Rapunzel: Don't question our fans' choice of dares!

Hiccup: But, we always do though.

Merida: *faces Rapunzel*

Rapunzel: ...

Rapunzel: Don't question the fans' choice of dares! *smiles*

Merricup: ...

Jack: Wait, what's the difference between a vegetarian and a vegan again?

Elsa: Correct me if I'm wrong; vegetarianism is not eating meat but you can eat by-products of those animals like egg, dairy, and stuff.

Elsa: Wait.. or is that the other way around..?

Hiccup: *reading from Internet* Nah, you got it, Els!

Elsa: *fistbumps* Yisss.

Jack: Ew, food.

Rapunzel: Jack.. you eat food all the time..

Jack: N-no, I don't.. I'm immortal!

Elsa: Wait what?! Then, where does the food you order go when we go on dates?

Jack: I.. uh..

Jack: ... Bunny's...

Elsa: *facepalms* Jack.. don't waste food.. oh my..

Jack: LOOK, THIS CHAPTER AIN'T ABOUT ME AND MY TERRIBLE FOOD MATTERS. IT'S ABOUT RED AND HER BEING VEGAN-- *turns camera to Merida*

Merida: *waves at camera*

Merida: Wait-- I'm not allowed to eat meat and sweet stuff???

HiJackunzelsa: Yes.

Merida: DuuUuUdes..

Merida: I grew up in a carnivorous family.

Hiccup: *snorts* *mutters* Carnivorous family..

Merida: Meat and dairy are like.. the only things that are edible to us.

Elsa: Oh, don't be silly~

Jack: Eating greens is not that bad, red.

Elsa: Like you would now? *raises brow at Jack* *smirks*

Jack: *faces Elsa* Well, excuse me, Snow--! I ate before I died, didn't I--?

Merida: You don't even remember your real name and who you were but you would remember.. what eating greens in like? -,-

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