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- I dare Merida to be vegan~ • ~
Merida: ...
Merida: But why..?
Rapunzel: Don't question our fans' choice of dares!
Hiccup: But, we always do though.
Merida: *faces Rapunzel*
Rapunzel: ...
Rapunzel: Don't question the fans' choice of dares! *smiles*
Merricup: ...
Jack: Wait, what's the difference between a vegetarian and a vegan again?
Elsa: Correct me if I'm wrong; vegetarianism is not eating meat but you can eat by-products of those animals like egg, dairy, and stuff.
Elsa: Wait.. or is that the other way around..?
Hiccup: *reading from Internet* Nah, you got it, Els!
Elsa: *fistbumps* Yisss.
Jack: Ew, food.
Rapunzel: Jack.. you eat food all the time..
Jack: N-no, I don't.. I'm immortal!
Elsa: Wait what?! Then, where does the food you order go when we go on dates?
Jack: I.. uh..
Jack: ... Bunny's...
Elsa: *facepalms* Jack.. don't waste food.. oh my..
Jack: LOOK, THIS CHAPTER AIN'T ABOUT ME AND MY TERRIBLE FOOD MATTERS. IT'S ABOUT RED AND HER BEING VEGAN-- *turns camera to Merida*
Merida: *waves at camera*
Merida: Wait-- I'm not allowed to eat meat and sweet stuff???
HiJackunzelsa: Yes.
Merida: DuuUuUdes..
Merida: I grew up in a carnivorous family.
Hiccup: *snorts* *mutters* Carnivorous family..
Merida: Meat and dairy are like.. the only things that are edible to us.
Elsa: Oh, don't be silly~
Jack: Eating greens is not that bad, red.
Elsa: Like you would now? *raises brow at Jack* *smirks*
Jack: *faces Elsa* Well, excuse me, Snow--! I ate before I died, didn't I--?
Merida: You don't even remember your real name and who you were but you would remember.. what eating greens in like? -,-
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