Ask & Dare The Big Five

Girly Merida + Jelsa Break Up

- I dare Elsa to break up with Jack and I dare Merida to be like a girl for an hour

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Merida: Aye. But, I am a girl.

Rapunzel: I think the darer meant you to 'act girly'?

Elsa: But, Jack and I aren't even offical.

Hiccup: wHAT.

Elsa: Oh, well..! *goes to Jack's room*

Elsa: Jack!

Jack: Hey, snowflake! What's up--

Elsa: Jack, we need to break up.

Jack: ...

Jack: What..?

Elsa: I'm breaking up with you.

Jack: W-why--?! Tell me that's not true.

Elsa: It is.

Jack: *kneels in front of Elsa* Did I do something wrong..?

Elsa: The spark's gone, Jack. I'm sorry, it's not you, it's me.. we should see other people.. yada yada yada.

Jack: I can change! I promise! Just.. don't do this to me..! *snot forming un nose*

Elsa: It's too late, Jack.

Jack: *hugs Elsa* No!

Jack: I love you, Elsa! From the bottom of my frozen immortal heart and soul.. it beats for you and only you! Nothing can and will ever change that! I know I may not be the perfect guy.. and I've had a bad name, heck-- I'm probably still holding the record of North's naughty list! But, I promise you, Queen Elsa of Arendelle, I will never ever ever stop loving you..! *cries*

Elsa: Alright, alright! It was a dare!

Jack: W-what..?

Elsa: You're pretty guillable, you know that, Jack?

Jack: Hey.. that really broke my heart.. *wipes tears and snot*

Elsa: *giggles* *kisses Jack's cheek* I'm sorry.

Rapunzel: *peeks at Jelsa* These two are such a Nokia phone.

Hiccup: What's that suppose to mean?

Rapunzel: They're unbreakable.

Hiccup: ...

Merida: Since when were you an expert in phones?

Rapunzel: Here. *throws clothes at Merida*

Merida: Eh.. what's this junk for? Thought it was Hiccup's turn to throw out the trash?

Rapunzel: They're not junk! They're for the dare, remember? *smirks*

Merida: *sighs* Aye, lass.

Hiccup: C'mon, now, Mer. A dare's a dare!

Merida: *goes inside dressing room* *comes out wearing girly clothes*

Hiccunzel: ...

Merida: *clears throat* Ayeee! Hiccy is back! *giggles*

Hiccup: I've been here the whole time, Mer.

Merida: C'mon, Punzie! Let's go shop ourselves some new nail polishes and high heels!

Rapunzel: I don't wear sh--

Merida: *burst into the Jack's room* Eee! Hashtag Jelsa! *grabs camera* *snaps pic of Jelsa*

Jelsa: Hey!

Rapunzel: Mer! It says, 'be girly' not 'be crazy'!

Merida: *sings* Oh, Girls! We wanna have fu-hun! Oooh! Girls! We wanna have fun!

Hiccup: No. Not this song.

Rapunzel: Okay, the hour's up!

Elsa: That was qui--

Rapunzel: *covers Elsa's mouth* *shakes head*

Merida: Finally! *burns outfit*