Me: HI LUNAR MOONS! Welcome to a new chapta of RaNDomNesS
.•*Dare*•. I dare you to turn the kids into teenagers for the rest of the book
Me: Okay (gets aging potion from Seto) BOOM! (Throws it at the kids)
All the kids transform into teens (Image at the top)
•*Question*•: Their parent's reaction?
Sky and Ty: (sees them) Hi kids
Talia and Trey: Hey dads
Mitch and Jerome: (walks in) KIDS?! WHAT HAPPENED?!
Michael and Jakayla: (sighs) Dare
.•*Dare*•. Seto, Brice, react to Setosolace smut >:D
Seto: Um, okay?
Brice: Oh sh*t
~After~
(Brice and Seto cannot be seen right now. They're busy. In Brice's bedroom)
GREAT! JUST GREAT! Now I have to fix the pg-13 warning from scratch again 😩
Me: Sucks to be you
.•*Question*•. Are any of them sassy?
Me: Let me break it down for you:
Trey- Maturity: 9%
Childish: 1%
Sassiness: 90% (he is the Tyler Oakley of team crafted)
Talia- Maturity: 9%
Childish: 1%
Sassiness: 90% (she would be Tyler Oakley's twin sister)
Jakayla- Maturity: 30%
Childish: 54%
Sassiness: 16%
Michael- Maturity: 33%
Childish: 51%
Sassiness: 16%
Me: Trey and Talia are the SASSIEST of team crafted, even Seto and Sub tried to out sass them. They ended up with 4th degree burns from the selfie siblings
•*Question*•: Selfie Siblings?
Me: Oh! That's what we call them, they've NEVER had a bad selfie in their lives, if they post a selfie on facebook, instagram or even twitter, five minutes later they already have about 200 likes. Even Sky was out selfied by them. Michael and Jakayla are the new Hunger Deans champions, they are so pro, they beat their dads in about 10 minutes
•*Question*•: Trey, Talia, can you show us your sass?
Me: They are currently ROASTING a bully outside, I'm pretty sure I see the bully crying, here are my favorites:
Trey: You call THAT fighting? I could've fucked you up badder when I was a baby
Talia: Is that a mask? Oh, wait, that's just your face
Trey: Yeah, uh huh, give me a minute while I pretend to care (I got it from a t-shirt and I HAD to use it here)
Talia: You call that dinner?! I call it diarrhea!
And here's their best ones:
Trey: I've had meat that tastes better than this, and I'm a vegetarian
Talia: You call THAT a perfect hair day? I look better than you when I wake up in the morning!
Me: I'm pretty sure I heard them say stuff to the bully, so here's what each of them said:
Trey: Call me when you finally put up a fight
Talia: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT HIDEOUS THING?! Oh wait, that's just your fashion sense
Team Crafted: OOOOHHHHHH!!!
Me: Dat's all fo dis chapta, remembah to comment, vote and all dat stuff, BAI :3
