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*throws backpack at Sky* F*CK SCHOOL!!!

Sky: OW!

*flips him off* DON'T talk to me! *changes into pajamas, teleports to room and sleeps*

Me: Wow, Admin-Chan is really stressed this time, anyways, HI LUNAR MOONS! Welcome back to le RanDOmnESs!

.•*Dare*•. I dare Lily, Sandra and Alley to go 3 hrs without their favorite desserts! >:D

All three of us: NUUUUU!!!

*grumbles from crankiness* F*ck you all, I was trying to sleep *takes away the pocky and Nutella*

Sandra: NUUUUUUUU
Me and Alley: (in a corner) Pocky, Pocky, Pocky

~2 hours latter~

Me and Alley: (in the emo corner) How can I live?
Sandra: (watching over us) Let's hope they don't tackle the admin again...

~1 hour latter~

Okay guys, you're good to g-

Me and Alley: (run over to the pocky) POCKY!!!
Sandra: (runs to Nutella) NUTELLA!!!

•*Question*•: Hey Rosie! Remember meh?

Rosie: OMG! HEY AGAIN!

•*Question*•: Hey Seki, what would you do if Lily was kidnapped?

Seki: Kill e'm with the ole american shotgun

•*Question*•: Has Seki gone on a murder spree before?

Me: (looks at Seki)
Seki: (laughing like Shion)
Me: MELA! SEKI IS ABOUT TO GO ON A MURDER SPREE AGAIN!!! CAN YOU TOSS DOWN MY TRANQUILIZER?!
Mela: (tosses down tranquilizer)
Me: (shoots her with the tranquilizer)
Kitty: (drinking coffee) Near murder spree again?
Me: Yup
Alley: (eating pocky) I think she's impaled
Me: (sees a pool of blood under Seki) Oh, yeah, أنا هنا نطق سيكي، منبعث!
Seki: WAZZUP! :D (sees bloody mess) SORRY! I'll clean up my blood later tho

.•*Dare*•. I dare Seki to give up all her weapons for a day

Seki: QAQ
Me: (uses magic to throw Seki upside down) ... (Shakes her)
Alley: (counting the weapons) Let's see... Knives, darts, katanas, daggers, every gun in the world, her lunch, a Christmas hat, a black suit, an empty bag andddd Sky's glasses
Sky: I WAS WONDERING WHERE THOSE WENT!!!
Seki: ;-;

.•*Dare*•. MAKE COOKAYS!!!

Me: (poofs cookies out of thin air) done

.•*Dare*•. I dare Alley to ship Bodil666 with Enderlox >:D

Me: (measuring her)
Alley: why are you measuring me?
Me: I need to know how tall and big you are for you to fit in your coffin, you know, when Insane!Simon kills you
Alley: Oh, right...

~timeskip to the evil realm~

Alley: (runs in) #ENDER666!!!
Insane!Simon and Skybrine: (eye twitches)
Alley: MEEP (runs away)
Skybrine: ALLEY GET YO ASS OVA HERE!!!

~2 hours latter~

Alley: (comes back with petrified look, ripped clothes and broken glasses) HOW DID I SURVIVE THAT?!
Me: No idea, anyways, THAT IZ ALL FO DIS CHAPTA! Remembah 2 comment, vote an all dat stuff BAI :3

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