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*opens door to living room*

Me: Admin-chan?

*plops backpack onto couch*

Me: School?

School *teleports to room and falls asleep on bed*

Me: That was weird, anyway, HI LUNAR MOONS! Welcome back to utter RaNdoMneSs!

•*Question*•: Who would most likely turn into a Yandere due to jealousy?

Everyone: (looks at each other)

Sky: Jerome!
Jerome: Sky!
Everyone else: Sky
Sky: WHAT! WHY?!
Alley: (shrugs) I don't know
Me: I just said Sky because someone wrote a book bout it
Lyrica: Reasons

.•*Dare*•. I dare Lyrica to go without her headphones for a chapter!

Lyrica: Okay (takes off headphones then steals one of Ty's spares) You didn't say Ty's headphones count

•*Question*•: Who else is in da ask book?

Me: *counts fingers* Hmm... Kitty, Alley, Mela, Sousei (you are added this chapta) annnnddddd my little brother!

.•*Dare*•. Kitty. Mela. Ice skating contest. Now

Kitty: QAQ
Mela: K

~At the ice rink~

Me: Okay! Whoever does the best tricks, wins!

Mela: (does double backflips in midair, slides on ice backwards and ends with a twirl) Done!
Sky: (holds up 10)
Ty: (holds up 10)
Jerome: (holds up 9) Eh

Kitty: (almost slips while standing) ... (Takes off skates and leaves)
Me: Welp, the winner is... MELA!
Mela: Yay!

•*Question*•: Hey Lily, what do you think of mochi?

Me: I LOVE mochi! Not as much as I love pocky tho

•*Question*•: Where do you store all these questions?

Me: I'll show you! (Goes through iron door) This! Is where all the questions and dares are! They are documented very painstakingly and carefully, that way, nothing is misplaced for this ask book! Ghost and Baki control this room, but I'm pretty sure that Baki's having cocoa and Ghost is asleep again so, best not to disturb em

.•*Dare*•. I dare you, Alley, Mela and Seki to wake up Ghost c:<

Me: Okay! We have diamond armor, diamond swords and just in case... (Gets Preston) We have Preston for a meat shield!
Preston: NO!
Me: Fine... We'll use Sky
Sky: Wait WHAT?!
Seki: LEZ GO!
Alley: Wish us luck!
Mela: We're gonna die, aren't we
Me: Most likely, LEZ GO!

(Cue mission impossible music)

Ghost: (sleeping)
Me: (has cream pie and blowhorn) Ready?
Seki: Lez do it!

~One cream pie and blowhorn attack later~

Me: (comes back with broken armor, a snapped sword and half a heart)
The others: (come back the same as me) WE'RE ALIVE!
Sky: (comes back scott-free) Being a meat shield isn't that bad actually

•*Question*•: How'd it go?

Me: Do I need to show you my snapped sword again?!

SHUT UP DOWN THERE!

Everyone: QAQ

•*Question*•: When will admin-senpai wake up?

Unfortunately, I have to go to our community pool for swim practice so, I have to wake up very early, *praying* Please let it be canceled

•*Question*•: I dare Seto to go without magic for a day!

Seto: QAQ

Me: Dat's all fo dis chapta! Remembah 2 comment, vote an all dat stuff BAI :3

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