Everyone: ASK OR DARE US

Me:

Me: (blows up in living room) GUYS, OHMIGOD!!! WE JUST HIT 118 READS!!!
Everyone: NO WAY!!!
Me: YES WAY!!! THANK YOU ALL MY LUNAR MOONS FOR READING THIS BOOK!!! I DIDN'T THINK THAT SO MANY OF YOU WOULD WANT TO READ THE CRAP THAT I WRITE!!! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH, I'M SO HAPPY I'M GONNA-

BOOM