Laziness

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It's not that
I have no motivation;
On the contrary
I might even have too much motivation.

It's not that
I want to do nothing;
Quite the opposite actually
I have too many things I want to do.

It's not my fault really,
It's a natural talent I've had since birth
I didn't choose the lazy life;
It honestly seemed like too much work.

I don't have to try,
In fact, that's exactly what I don't have to do;
And it takes practically no energy,
I could even do it lying down.

Everyone has potential to be lazy,
But most people just walk away from the opportunity,
I, on the other hand,
Decided I was too comfortable to get up.

It's not a bad skill, though;
It's actually the reason why I'm not obese,
See, it's not that I'm never hungry,
The food is just too far away
—out of arms reach to be exact.

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