Homie B.

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B. Me
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It was the #1 dad mug
I still can't believe you put 80 candles on a cake for my birthday this year. How? Why?!
Because you are 80. You're an old man now B! As for why? I love you man 😝
Your wording.
My wording?
You're right. I might be 92
Eww, do I have to get you #1 grandfather mug now? Stop getting older than me!
Promise. How about I go backwards? 23 good for you?
Pshaw, and I'll be 25. Perfect. 🤗
You're a cougar
And you're an old man
Praise Allah 😅.
*God
Allah, shut up loser
WIIIIIIIIIIII😎😎😎😎😁😎IIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!
GOODnight
❤️

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