RWBY: The Adventures of the Wolverine

Star Spangled Man With A Plan

Team RWWBY walked around in Vale wondering what to do. They at first started going to the mall. Things were going smoothly until a saleswoman with a perfume bottle came up to Logan and said, "Excuse me, sir? Would you like to try out our newest fragrance for men?" Logan started, "Get that away from-" The saleswoman didn't listen as she promptly sprayed him. The scent aggravated Logan's nostrils as he coughed out, "What the hell was that?!" The saleswoman answered, "It's called 'Musk Of The Wild'. It turns women into animals." Logan got angry as he growled at her. "Logan," said Weiss sternly. "Then get me out of here before I really do turn into an animal," said Logan still angry. Yang then grabbed his hand and pulled him off to a slushy station. "I'm guessing malls aren't really your thing," said Yang as she ordered two blueberry flavored slushies for the both of them. Logan shrugged, "I only came just to be nice." Yang asked, "You sure you didn't come because of little old me?~" Logan's cheeks went a little red as he turned to one side. Yang rolled her eyes and muttered, "For crying out loud." She grabbed him by the shirt collar and kissed him passionately. Logan's eyes shot wide as he slowly closed them and wrapped his arms around her back. Yang let go as she tried to avoid eye contact by staring at Logan's chest. Logan then remembered something.

Logan went flying as John disappeared into a huff of smoke and Logan stumbled upon a blond haired girl. Logan and the girl groaned.

The girl introduced herself as Yang Xiao Long.

Someone tapped his shoulder. Logan turned around to see Yang. She said, "I wanted to say thanks for saving my sister Ruby from the White Fang." Logan nodded as she suddenly softly kissed him on the lips. Logan got bewildered by this as Yang smiled.

Yang asked, "Logan?" Logan's mind snapped back to reality as she asked, "Are you okay, Logan? You kinda spaced out for a moment there." Logan replied, "I think I remembered when I first met you." Yang asked, "You mean at Beacon's courtyard?" Logan shook his head as he answered, "At John's gym." Yang's eyes went opened as she smiled and hugged Logan tight. He smiled as he put his hands around her waist, careful not to touch her hair. The last thing Logan wants is touch her hair. He heard she beat up an entire gang of henchmen just for touching her hair. Logan also heard that Yang went into a red eyed frenzy with an Ursa just for cutting strips of her hair. She kind of has her own berserker rage, thought Logan. Kind of like me. Yang asked, "You're trying to avoid touching my hair, right?" Logan said, "Yeah. Heard you don't like it when people touch it." Yang smiled and looked at him as she said, "It's reserved just for you. Go on, touch it." Logan hesitated, and gently stroked her hair in between his fingers. Yang let out a small moan, loving the feeling. "You're so gentle," smiled Yang. "For a tough guy like you." Logan smirked as he rolled his eyes and let go as their slushies came. Yang smirked at him as she playfully slugs his arm. Logan paid for the slushies and Yang kissed his right cheek. Logan gave her slushy to Yang as she took a sip while winking at him. Then Ruby appeared out of nowhere as she exclaimed, "Yang! Logan! You've got to see this! C'mon!" She grabbed their hands and led them to a poster where Weiss and Blake were waiting.

"There's going to be a showing right now!" exclaimed Ruby. "We gotta see it! Can we please?" Blake and Weiss also seemed to want to go, too. Logan nodded, "You're the leader." Ruby jumped for joy and stopped as she took out her scroll to a picture. It was a picture of Logan and Yang kissing. "Dad's gonna love this," giggled Ruby. "Ruby!" scolded Yang. Logan reminded, "The show's about to start." Yang huffed and said to Ruby, "This isn't over." Ruby grinned as they walked in and took their seats.

The chorus girls went marching as the curtains opened. Then Captain America himself came in the stage as he announced, "Not all of us can storm a beach or drive a tank. But there's still a way all of us can fight." Then the chorus girls sang, "Who vows to fight like a man for what's right night and day?" Captain America then spoke, "Series E Defense Bonds. Each one you buy is a bullet in the barrel of your best guy's gun." The chorus girls sang as they danced and lined up. As Captain America walked pass them, they each saluted. Captain America announced, "We all know this is about trying to win the war." A 'Beowolf' began walking behind the chorus girls as Captain America continued, "We can't do that without bullets and bandages, tanks and tents. That's where you come in. Every bond you buy will help protect someone you love." Ruby looked like she was about to yell across the room as she saw the 'Beowolf'. Blake and Yang tried their best to quiet her down. Captain America smiled, "Keep our boys armed and ready, and the Grimm will think twice about trying to get the drop on us." The 'Beowolf' pushed itself through the chorus girls as Captain America turned around and 'punched' the 'Beowolf'. The crowd cheered with joy as Captain America waved at them.

Team RWWBY stood in line as they waited their turn to have a picture with Captain America himself. When it was finally their turn, Ruby was the first to take a picture with him. After they were finished, Captain America noticed Logan's dog tags. "You in the military, son?" asked Captain America. Logan replied, "Once, and now I'm training to be a huntsman at Beacon." Captain America smiled, "Good for you, son." Logan chuckled as he and Team RWWBY left the mall.