PEACHY [ KELLIC ]

01 | tan sausage

kell: hey

kell: hey part two

kell: GABE

kell: HOE HELP ME

vic tacos: dude who the fjck

kell: fjck

kell: samE

vic tacos: UR A RAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU

kell: im kellin

kell: and now you hurt my feelings

kell: i will CRY

vic tacos: you won't

kell: try me

vic tacos: b e t

kell:

vic tacos: IS THAT JAIME

kell: YEAH DO YOU KNOW HIM

vic tacos: BRO HES MY BEST FREN

kell: ARE YOU THE TAN SAUSAGE HE SENT ME THE VIDEO OF

vic tacos: WHAT VIDEO

kell: THE ONE WHERE UR ON TOP OF AN RV OR SMTHIN AND UR LIKE "why aren't yOu on the roof"

vic tacos: NO THATS TONY

vic tacos: I WAS THE ONE TRYING TO GET HIM DOWN

kell: THE ONE ASKING "why are you on the roof"

vic tacos: YEAH THATS ME

vic tacos: "tan sausage"

vic tacos: im gonna tell tony you said that

kell: NO PLEASE I AM SMALL AND CANNOT FIGHT

vic tacos has added turtle to the conversation

kell: NO PLEASE

turtle: VIC I WAS BUSY WHAT

vic tacos: making out w/my brother does not qualify as 'busy' antonio get ur shit together

turtle: w h a t

vic tacos: KELLIN CALLED YOU A TAN SAUSAGE

turtle: thanks kellin i appreciate that

kell: NO TONY I'M SORRU JHJJF

kell: HIME SAID IT FIRST

turtle: time to mURDER

kell: HOLY SHIT

kell has left the chat
turtle has left the chat

vic tacos: all around me are familiar faces

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welcome to the awful first chapter of an awful, twenty some chaptered book