okay so this is all so unrealistic but it's so much fun to write so im going to write it!! kellin is related to jack & alex of all time low so just enjoy that thanks
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turtle: FUFKCJ UIU ALL I AHSHE HTISOS SO MAYCJ
turtle: IJ LITERLAKT IN TESRS YOU ASJHOLES I HATE yJO
drummerboy: he's in tears on my couch
kell: WHATS WRONG
drummerboy: he told me to play all time low so i clicked shuffle and therapy came on
drummerboy: the live version
kell: OUMTGOD IM CRUING
turtle: I HAJE YOU MIKE
drummerboy: love you too baby
vic tacos: DONT JUST STAND THERE MIKE FUCKING HELP HIM
kell: WHATS GOINJ ON
vic tacos: mike is holding tony in his lap while tony cries and jaime is asleep on my living room floor
kell: TONY DON'T CRY
vic tacos: MIKE JUST TRIED TO CHANHE THE SING BUT JESN OUT OF SKIPS IM LAUGNIGN AND CRING AR THE SAME TIME
drummerboy: SHUT UP VIC THI SNI S SEEIOUSR
vic tacos: mike is whispering the lyrics of backseat serenade to tony i can't breathe
turtle: kellin i can't believe you're related to this band
kell: sometimes i can't either
vic tacos: how does that even happen
kell: BASICALLY
kell: my older sister knew the two after they helped her get home one night when we lived in Michigan
kell: like it was snowing really really bad and when the band first started (when they were like 15 idk man) and idk again they just kept in touch for a long time because my mom helped with the band after my sister introduced them and let them have a place to stay so now if my mom dies they're my parents wowie
turtle: you're so lucky im crying
kell: actually, they're supposed to come home really soon
turtle: w h a t
turtle: IM GOING TO BE TWENTY MINUTES FROM JACK AND ALEX OF ALL TIME LOW
turtle: MY FSVOEITE FUCKKJF BAND
kell: ME ALL THE TIME
vic tacos: kellin i better meet you by then
turtle: im hyperventilating
kell: honestly i love u so much
vic tacos: HEY THATS RUDE
kell: VIC NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU G O D
vic tacos: i came out to have a good time and honestly i'm feeling so attacked right now
kell: somEONE CHANGED THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN TO SAY "HOLLYWEED" I CANT BREATHE
turtle: MIKE WHY WERE YOU IN HOLLYWOOD
drummerboy: YOURE SUCH A RAT HHHDJDJDDJ
turtle: DIE OKAY YOU H U R T ME
drummerboy: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
turtle: I WONT EVER BE OVER IT
YOU ARE READING
PEACHY [ KELLIC ]
Fanfictiontwo boys and the internet. © previously; strangerashby, milkovich-style, static-richie © currently; castlerockbucky [began 6;8;17] [completed 2;16;18]