The Fail Book

Buuuuuuuckethead!

"Buuuuuuuckethead! Yar har har he was a guard, oh! No wait! He was a pirateeee! So he went to sail the seven seas! Oh wait! No there was three! He sailed them with his trusty raft along with his potato sack! WHICH HE USED AS A WIFEEEEEE! HER NAME WAS DARLENE! AND SHE HAD SIXTEEN POTATOSSSSSS!"