How to hate flirt!
With the (one and only) Hipster Death! (And her Guardians of the Galaxy shirt...)
Welcome back to another How To:
On this chapter we're going through How To: Hate/Fake Flirt!
And I'm your host! Hipster Death!
(Aka. OPT. H D SPENCER)
And in going to show you how! WITH ANIMALS! WHOOOOO (and yes this is what I was talking about Kat...)
First step: Find a friend who loves animals, such as cats... And if you have a pet cat (like me) send them pictures
Step 2: if they reply with "Cute!" Or "aww" or "that's adorable" or even "ITS SO FLUFFY IM GONNA DIEEE!"
Step 3: then send a picture of your self making with (the Lenny/rape face ((aka the true face of Maka_the_Otaku )) or the wink wink nudge nudge face) and say "how about me..?"
Step 4: Wait for their reaction
Step 5: LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD PEOPLE WILL THINK YOUR CRAZY!
And that's another episode on How Two! With your Host- AH SHIT THEY FOUND ME! FUCK! QUICK! SEBASTIAN, JADE, GET THE RIFES AND THE SWORDS AND LETS SHOW THEM THE TRUE MEANING OF---
