Typical conversation

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A regular conversation between me and my best friend(a guy):

Him: umm zahra?
Me: huh?
H: can I tell you something?
M: yea sure go ahead.
H: but it's really bad. really,really,really,really,really bad.
M: is it perverted?
H: yea.really,really,really,really,really bad. really,really,really,really,really bad!
M: yea, I'm used to your perverted thoughts. go ahead, show me what you've got.
H: promise you won't tell anyone.
M:promise.
H:promise?
M: ughh yea promise!
H:swear you won't break the promise.
M: UGHHH! bolat! I swear I won't break the promise!
H: ok fine. I will write it down. but it's !really,really,really,really,really bad.
M: alright now say.

H:*takes a paper, writes it down neatly*
M:*rolls eyes*

H:it's really,really,really,really,really bad. I mean really bad.

M: ok show me
~*~*~*~*~

M: i......... ummm...... bolat! you pervert!

H: Hahahaha

M:*blushes(never happens)* oh my god.....

*what was written: "ask her (one of my friends) if she ever put anything in her va*ina"

Umm.......... no comment......

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