* le me 4 am sitting in my uncle's living room*
Me: *whispers* I feel watched
* plays mission impossible theme song mentally*
*le me crawls to zhe other living room*
*le me hides behind zhe big couch*
*le me makes a gun shape with hand*
Me: *whispers* ok at zhe count of three, zhe stalker is dead
3
2
1
* le me jumps over couch pointing le hand gun everywhere*
*crawls to the dining room and goes under zhe table*
*le me hears someone moving*
Me: 3
2
1
*crawls and points gun*
Me: *screams*
Oh it's only zhe cat.......
