So it's almost 6:00 am in the morning here, I've been sleeping for idk how long and I wake up bleeding from my back because my cousin is a heavy sleeper and she threw a lamp at my back. This Is exactly what happened:
*le me feels pain and wakes up*
*le me feels a liquid running on her back*
Me: *says bad words for about a minute* ughh I think I'm bleeding...
Brain: no kidding Sherlock (didn't exactly say "kidding", but I don't want to swear again :p)
Me: *rolls eyes*
Brain: yea keep rolling them, maybe you'll end up seeing that weird brain of yours.
Me: I think that's you....
Brain: *tries changing the subject*
What are you doing lying there! You'll die from blood loss if you don't get your lazy butt up and clean the wound!
*le me gets up lazily and cleans the wound*
Me: okay calm down it's just blood don't get a panic attack calm down breath in and breath out it's okay.....
*After putting bandages on the wound*
Me: all done!
*le me cleans the crime scene*
Me: i think I'll have some fun.......
*reads a horror book*
*crawls to the living room with a knife and locks the door*
*cries*
Me: I'm never reading a horror book again...
