*le me reading while eating*
Me: so giraffes can't swim huh? interesting.....
*le me so focused on reading i eats a full chilli which is reallyyyyyy hot*
Me: *whisper yells* I'M BREATHING FIRE *chokes* *dramatically crawls to fridge* *drinks the whole water bottle* *dramatically fakes dying*
Mum: some normal child I asked for......
