Once an Alien came to Earth, and he didn't know any English.
He was walking along one day, when he heard someone say, "YES!"
He went to a restaurant and heard a waiter say, "FORKS AND KNIVES!"
He went to a candy store and heard, "HE STOLE MY LOLLIPOP!"
A little while later, there was a murder and the police came to ask him.
Police: Did you kill this man?
Alien: YES!
Police: What did you kill him with?
Alien: FORKS AND KNIVES!
Police: Why did you kill him?
Alien: HE STOLE MY LOLLIPOP!
