K. No offense to the blondes, but this is funny.
One day, a blonde girl was walking down a street and suddenly saw a shop with a very nice television.
She walked inside and walked to the owner of the store and said: Hello! How much is the television?
The owner gave her a weird look and said:
It's not for sale because you're a blonde.
That got the blomde mad, so the next day, she got a black hair wig and went to the store owner and said the same thing:
Hello! How much is the television?
The owner gave her a weird look again and said:
It's not for sale because you're a blonde.
The thing keot going on and on with red, brown, and different sorts of colourful colours until the store owner finally managed to say:
It's not a television! It's a microwave!