Teacher: Go Home and learn the first four letters of the alphabet!
Boy:*Goes home and goes to sister who is doing homework* What's the first letter of the alphabet?
Sister: Shut up you stupid idiot!
Boy: *Goes to brother who is watching Batman* What's the second letter of the alphabet?
Brother: Danananananana BATMAN!
Boy: *Goes to dad who is watching football'What's the third letter of the alphabet?
Dad: 23! HIT IT HARD!
Boy: *Goes to mom who is baking* What's the fourth letter of the alphabet?
Mom: My buns are burning! My buns are burning!
*School next day*
Teacher: Tell me the first letter of the alphabet.
Boy: Shut up you stupid idiot!
Teacher: *Gasp!* Just who do you think you are?
Boy: Dananananana! BATMAN!
Teacher: *Angry* How many times should I spank you?
Boy: 23! Hit it hard!
Teacher: *Spanks* How do you feel now?
Boy: My buns are burning! My buns are burning!
