One day in Religion class at school, Mary fell asleep.
Teacher: Who created the world Mary?
Tommy poked her butt with a needle.
Mary: Oh my God!
Teacher: Very good Mary
Next question.....
Teacher: Who is our saviour?
Tommy poked her butt with a needle again.
Mary: Jesus Christ!
Teacher: Excellent Mary!
At the end of class, the teacher gave Mary a bonus question.
Teacher: Ok Mary, if you get this right, I'll give you candy.
Mary: Ok
Teacher: What did Mary say after she had her eleventh child?
Mary turns around to Tommy.
Mary: I swear Tommy, if younstick that thing in me one more time, you'll be sorry!
