BRO CHATS [1D]

four

LILO

liampayne: *image attatched*

liampayne: lmao hold up

liampayne: im bouta bake yo shit

louist91: liam please. it's a very expensive track suit. don't fool yourself

liampayne: you look like a fuckin parachute

liampayne: a muthafuckin hot ass air balloon

liampayne: you look like you could fit a whole 'nother you inside it. short midget ass

liampayne: you look like an even broker pastier whacker mc hammer

louist91: r u done

liampayne: lmao yeah

louist91: good, did your forehead deflate from holdin them whack ass insults?

louist91: or is it still 10 gallons

louist91: maybe you should let them caterpillars you have for eyebrows blossom into buttlerflies to shield that big ass dome head

louist91: don't ever come for me

liampayne: i won't, mc hammer. ur so damn irrelevant

louist91: yeah but who got a single out???????

louist91: exactly. flamed yo shit.

i get these based off of lil dumb shit me and my friends say lol help me i'm not funny