BRO CHATS [1D]

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NOUIS

louist91: i always knew you weren't a blonde

louist91: fraudulent head ass

niallhoran: and i always knew you weren't 5'9

niallhoran: smurf head ass

louist91: whoa watch your mouth, Bronze Kneecap

niallhoran: hahahaha asshole

louist91: love ya too

niallhoran: fuckin peterpan never land "come with me wendy" flyin ass

niallhoran: you bout shorter than a fuckin leprechaun

louist91: ok but niall ur neck is thick as a fucking tree trunk

louist91: and ur legs are as skinny as twigs

niallhoran: i could literally flick you off my thumb

louist91: i could literally hide your prosthetics so you won't be able to play golf

niallhoran: i could literally beat your ass with a gold club

louist91: i could literally laugh as ur noodle arms split from the weight of the club

niallhoran: dickhead

louist91: fucker

niallhoran: haha love you bro !

louist91: yeah nice chat ! cheers !