I think we ALL know that Dan is secretly shrek in disguise.
What we don't often consider, is that if Phil was born a girl-
He would have been named Fiona.
Shrek and Fiona. Eh eh eh.
*puts on sunglasses*
Waiting for your three ogre babies, Phan.
YOU ARE READING
Phandom Jokes
RandomYep, you guessed it. I will be saying creative and trashy phandom jokes, phrases, and other things to satisfy your phandom needs. Some may be a tad bit disturbing though.
