Friend: "hey, Ari! I made this. Do you get it?" *laughs*
Me: "uhm... not really... please explain."
Friend: "oh, really? You're like, phan trash no.1, so I thought you would get it. It's a DANdelion! Haha get it!?"
Me: ... "who is this 'Dan' character?? I only know Daniel. This is a Danieldelion ya rat smh unstanning."
I keep going to the 'danisnotonfire' wattpad account and saying rat on the board someone stop me
(If the account rly is Dan, I totally mean it in love btw, but every time I comment it I imagine Dan saying "thIS IS CYBERBULLYING!")
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Phandom Jokes
RandomYep, you guessed it. I will be saying creative and trashy phandom jokes, phrases, and other things to satisfy your phandom needs. Some may be a tad bit disturbing though.