VLD Oneshots (Character x reader) ~ REQUESTS ARE CLOSED :'(

Hunk x reader - CC, cheesy and cliché

You sat at the kitchen counter watching Hunk as he examined a legion of ingredients strewn over the table. Packets of all shapes and sizes were lined up in a formal fashion, covering the counter end to end.

You tapped your foot against the wall of the counter and sat there sighing. Your chin rested in the palm of your hand while your elbow balanced on the surface. "You know Pidge and I learned Altean. I can translate the ingredients for you" You said.

"I know, but I want to figure this one out" Hunk replied.

You looked at the watch Hunk had made for you earlier and stared back at Hunk. "You've been working on that thing for five minutes and still you have no idea what it means" You commented. "I can tell you what it means"

"No! I want to-" "It means flour" You butted in.

"NO! I wanted to figure that one out! You ruined it!" Hunk whined. You sighed and walked over to Hunk and gave him a hug.

"It's okay, that's just the first one, there are a hundred more things you can figure out" You cooed. You pat him on the shoulder and gestured at the ingredients. "If you need help, I can help you. There's nothing girly about asking for help; it doesn't make you any less of a man" You said.

"Yeah, but I wanted to figure that one out" Hunk pouted.

You grinned at his antic and replied, "Okay, since I ruined this excitement, how about I pay you back with something?"

"Like what?" Hunk questioned.

"Like pizza" You answered.

"Oh yeah! Pizza is going to fill my belly tonight!" Hunk whooped around, exceeding his voice to a volume you thought impossible.

"I'll take that as a very happy yes" You giggled. "One big one or heaps of little ones?" You asked.

"One very, very, very big one" Hunk answered, dazzling his eyes with his dream pizza. His mouth watered and his eyes twinkled like starlight. You sniggered and put the unwanted ingredients back into their cupboards. You double-checked the ingredients before going ahead to make your pizza.

"Actually, Hunk, do you want to help make the pizza? I can teach you Altean while cooking" You said.

"Thanks (y/n), but I think I'll leave the learning to me, but I'll help you cook" Hunk smiled, walking over to the counter. You grinned and smirked behind his back. You weren't going to let this opportunity to teach Hunk some Altean slip away so easily.

"Great, can you pass me the flour?" You asked. Hunk looked around the bunch of ingredients that were gathered along with the cooking tools on the bench.

"I think you said that the flour was this one" Hunk said, handing you a blue rectangle package.

"Yep! Nice job remembering" you smiled, receiving the package. "Noticed that there were five runes on the package? Just like how in English there are five letters for flour?" You asked.

Hunk examined the package, "Huh, it actually does have five runes."

"That's because the Altean alphabet is pretty much like ours" You smiled.

"Hey, how did you get to learn the Altean language?" Hunk asked.

"Let's just say that Pidge did the dirty work ahead of me and watched while I learned the alphabet exactly like she did" You grimaced. The memory of having to run for your life just for mispronouncing words clung in your memories.

"You're not going to let me go in there right?" Hunk asked nervously.

"Of course not! You're my best friend! And my boyfriend so you are not going in there on my account" You exclaimed.