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Mikey: So Patrick how has it been living with Brendon for three days
TrickIsShit: How do you think it's like living with this fucker Mikey. It sucks.
Blobo: I could suck 😛
Fence: I'm over at Brendon's place and Patrick just threw a can of unopened beer at him and it almost hit his head.
Blobo: He's a mean one
Blobo: I like them mean ;)
Mikey: Oh god
Blobo: AYYYY
TrickIsShit: I'm actually gonna kill myself while I'm here.
Breezy: Just ignore him and remember...
Breezy: I don't want to give $10 to Brendon so don't FUCK HIM
Ibassedyourmum: Jesus Breezy
TrickIsShit: Thanks for the encouragement
Breezy: I'll bring you some good fucking coffee tomorrow
TrickIsShit: BLESS
Blobo: Imma get this ass one way or another trust
me
TrickIsShit: He just walks around naked all the time and raises his eyebrows at me and it's getting uncomfortable
Pickle: It wasn't uncomfortable from the start???
TrickIsShit: Obviously Pete it was completely normal for me to see a man walking around completely naked
Pickle: Sassy gay bitch
TrickIsShit: Emo twat
Tyobro: And that's where the love story started up again
Blobo: Not on my watch
Keeeeeeeennnny: HE OPENED THE DOOR WHILE NAKED WHEN I CANE TO PICK PATRICK UP THE OTHER DAY AND SMIRKED AT ME
Pickle: That took you so long to type
Keeeeeeeennnny: FUCK OFF PETE ALSO IM STRAIGHT
Blobo: How many "straight dudes" do you think I've fucked sweetie???
Keeeeeeeennnny: LEAVE ME ALONE
Blobo: NEVER
Breezy: I'm slut shaming
Blobo: Hey hey now Breezy, just because I haven't had my dick sucked in five days and I'm going through withdrawals means I'm a slut.
Tyobro: Yes it does????? What the fuck????
Ryo: What.
Fence: I really think you have a problem Brendon... I'm worried.
Blobo: I'm fine stfu
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The Gay Kik Chat 2 ((2ND OF 3 BOOKS))
FanfictionThree years later and the Kik group has grown up. Well.... in a sense they have. Real life took over and sadly one by one the chat got silent. Even if the chat was no longer in use, they all secretly still kept the app. WILL RELATIONSHIPS STILL BE I...
