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Cats: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH ASS CUNT BAG
Blobo: Thank you friend
Pickle: Happy 20th birthday you fuckwit
Blobo: 👏
Fence: Birthdays are overrated
Ryo: GOD DAMN IT SPENCER LIGHTEN UP
Fence: Sorry..... HAPPY DAY THAT YOU LEFT YOUR MOTHERS BODY 🎉🌈🍆🍑🎂🥛
Blobo: Is that a glass... of... I'm done fuck you
Ibassedyourmum: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Air: Imma get you the best present
Tyler: Happy birthday you jerk, you put a frickin hole in my shoe last night.
Cats: Tyler it's a shoe
Sarah: BIRTHDAY BOY
Blobo: Love you Tyty
Breezy: Your cake isn't gonna have weed in it right?
Blobo: Nah but Sarah is currently making cookies it's gonna be lit
Gewawd: I was going to say happy birthday then you said lit and I killed myself
Blobo: That's fine can you collect Frank he's been cuddling Penny for 3 hours
Frnk: LEAVE ME BE
Keeeeeeeennnny: He won't let me touch her :(
Gewawd: Frank Iero you share that puppy
Frnk: NO
Gewawd: I'll come and get you
Frnk: fine.
Tyler: I'm gifting you my shoe
Blobo: Lmao okay
Ibassedyourmum: Tyler my shoe has a hole in it too
Ibassedyourmum: It's where my foot goes in.
Tyler: Did you just dad joke me
Ibassedyourmum: I'm making a list on why I should move to Switzerland.
Ibassedyourmum: Their flag is a big plus
Tyler: DALLON STOP THIS
Breezy: He's been saying these all day
Blobo: IVE GOT A DAD JOKE
Pickle: Please don't.
Blobo: Two guys walk into a bar
Blobo: The third guy ducks
Mikey: Please.
Pickle: What do you call a cow with no legs?
Frnk: A fucking cow
Pickle: Ground beef
Frnk: Im killing myself
Breezy: DALLON DON'T YOU DARE TYPE THAT ON THE CHAT!
Ibassedyourmum: I went to the pet store the other day, grabbed some bird seed and went to a employee and asked "how long until the birds grow?"
Breezy: He actually did that.
Cats: FUCK
Ibassedyourmum: Do you want to know to make holy water?
Gewawd: I want to know how to make a noose
Ibassedyourmum: YOU BOIL THE HELL OUT OF IT
Frnk: DALLON PLEASE STOP I WANT TO KILL YOU
Ibassedyourmum: Singing in the shower is all fun and game until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
Air: Dallon. Please. Stop.
Ibassedyourmum: If you guys ever get cold just stand in a corner for a bit. It's usually 90 degrees.
Mikey left the chat
Ibassedyourmum: What do you call a happy cowboy?
Sarah: I don't know...
Ibassedyourmum: A JOLLY RANCHER
Sarah left the chat
Ibassedyourmum: What kind of shoes do frogs where
Gewawd: DO YOU EVER STOP
Breezy: No.
Ibassedyourmum: Opened toad
Ryo blocked ibassedyourmum from the chat
Ryo: I think we all had enough
Blobo: He better not do that at my house
Breezy: He is
Air: God damn it
Pickle: Those were golden
Frnk: No.
Breezy: I have to live with this 24/7
Tyler: You are the one who's dating him
Breezy: Shhhhhhhhh
Breezy: I know
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The Gay Kik Chat 2 ((2ND OF 3 BOOKS))
FanfictionThree years later and the Kik group has grown up. Well.... in a sense they have. Real life took over and sadly one by one the chat got silent. Even if the chat was no longer in use, they all secretly still kept the app. WILL RELATIONSHIPS STILL BE I...
