The Gay Kik Chat 2 ((2ND OF 3 BOOKS))

Please Stop Patrick

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Ibassedyourmum: Dude Guardians Of The Galaxy volume two is such a good fucking movie

Blobo: I was just thinking about Chris Prat fucking me the entire time

Sarah: Just one day I want to have a conversation that doesn't somehow have Brendon talking about getting or being fucked.

Air: Pete said he'd "instantly have a hard dick if his eyes showed he solar system like fuuuuuuck daddy!"

Mikey: I

Pickle: Thanks Patrick

Air: You said that as we walked out Pete everyone fucking herd that

Pickle: That is true but the guy behind us sighed and said "same"

Blobo: Honestly that part did give me a instant Bonner NGL

Frnk: Boner*

Blobo: Suck a dick

Cewawd: Ngl?

Cats: Ngl=Not Gonna Lie

Sarah: Once again plz

Frnk: ALL OF YOU HAD TO OF GOTTEN A BONER FROM SEEING HIM SHIRTLESS DONT ACT INNOCENT

Keeeeeeeennnny: I did not

Mikey: Me ether

Blobo: Lies.

Breezy: I hate you guys

Tyler: I feeeeeeel like it's a bad time to ask but Our friend wants to join the chat.

Breezy: Add them so they can realize it's useless and leave their bullshit.

Tyler: Mk

Cats added Jenna to the chat

Fence: I didn't get a boner ether you gay Fuckers

Ry: THAT IS A FUCKING LIE SPENCER YOU HAD A BONER

Fence: I could have been thinking about my wife y'know

Ry: At a movie???

Blobo: He lives a sad life Ryan.

Gewawd: Don't you all????

Pickle: That's a little to close to home Gerard Bitchass Way

Tyler: That didn't sound as cool as it did in your head Pete.

Frnk: BITCHASS WAY SKSNDJFKDNLOLOL

Gewawd changed his name to Bitchass

Bitchass: YOUR SO FUCKING BAD A COMBACKS I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU HONEY DO YOU NEED SASS LESSIONS

Pickle: This is bullying.

Breezy: Leave the poor man alone

Bitchass: Make me sweets

Breezy: Don't call me sweets, honey.

Blobo: That honey was threatening even over texts

Jenna: I don't even know what's going on here

Ibassedyourmum: Run Gerard, run.

Bitchass: I'm truly sorry don't hurt me

Mikey: Hurt him.

Frnk: He likes it ;)

Cats: FrANK

Frnk: Random thought, I feel like ether you or Tyler acts like a kitten because you two have that kink...

Tyler: Why the hell do you think this?

Cats: WHY

Jenna: Oh my god what the actual fuck

Blobo: Frank would know he's a baaaaaaad boy

Frnk: Are you testing me rn

Blobo: You're in jersey now bitch what are you gonna do about it CUNT

Ibassedyourmum: His people

Frnk: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT DALLON WEEKES IVE HAD IT UP TO HERE

Ibassedyourmum: Up to where???? 4'11??? Sorry honey I can't see that from up here

Blobo: KSNDIDNFJEBCJCJEOWNVUEIWNFJVOWNDJVJFKWNDJCJEKENBJVOWNWCIWNDJFNCKWOWMEJVOSHEHFOTURIEHWUWIWIWKXBCIOFNEIEJFUCKITUPDALLONYOUFUCKEDHIMRIGHTUPTHEASS

Tyler: Did anyone see the fuck it up at the end of that

Frnk: Don't encouraged him to "fuck him right up the ass" Brendon Jesus.

Mikey: He's trying to get away from the short joke

Gewawd: I don't think he could see it from down there

Sarah: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING GET HIM

Blobo: This is why I love you

Sarah: 💕

Tyler: Oh my god

Frnk: All of you can fuckoff im the same height as Pete

Keeeeeeeennnny: What!?

Pickle: Don't pull me into this

Blobo: Patrick is the smallest baby

Air: Plz don't pull me into this.

Ry: I remember I used to be as small as Patrick, in fourth grade

Air: Fuck. You.

Keeeeeeeennnny: Little bby is mad in class he's glaring at the wall

Keeeeeeeennnny: Now he's looking at me help

Keeeeeeeennnny: Please stop Patrick

Ibassedyourmum: Ok ok let's stop with the short jokes

Frnk: Thanks assholes

Jenna: This is amazing

Tyler: Right

Sarah: At lest we have another female on the chat

Breezy: Bless I don't have to always go get coffee with Patrick

Air: Rude.

Breezy: Bitch you have school.
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