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Blobo: Sarah.....

Sarah: Brendon

Blobo: So you know how you have Penny

Sarah: She's technically both ours but yes

Blobo: I may have... I may have spontaneously gotten another dog

Sarah: Last night you said you weren't getting another dog

Blobo: I'm so sorry he was at a shelter he's a year older then Penny

Sarah: Pic?

Blobo:

Pickle: FUCK HES CUTE

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Pickle: FUCK HES CUTE

Sarah: He's beautiful. I love. I'm not mad.

Ry: I have no idea why Brendon was at a shelter we totally didn't go in there to pass the time

Gewawd: God damn it you two

Ry: Patrick held a Pomeranian the entire time he almost got it

Pickle: Bitch is lucky he didn't

Air: I WANT IT

Pickle: NO PATRICK WE CANT HAVE ANOTHER DOG IN THIS APPARENT ITS THE RULES!

Air: PETE PLEASE WE CAN HIDE IT IN THE CLOSET

Pickle: NO PATRICK FOR FUCKS SAKE

Air: CAN WE GET A FLEMISH GIANT

Pickle: WHAT THE FUCK IS A FLEMISH GIANT

Ibassedyourmum: It's a bunny that is the size of a corgi if not bigger

Pickle: PATRICK NO YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO CATS BUNNIES ARE THE SAME AS CATS DUDE

Air: CAN I HAVE A HAMSTER

Pickle: NO HAMSTERS (the hat fic is dead, don't you fucking dare comment anything. I will block you.... if I can block people on here)

Jenna: This is your fault Ryan why did you take them to a shelter

Ry: I wanted to see dogs

Jenna: Ok I do that too but look at what you started

Frnk: DOG IS SO CUTE WHAT IS HIS NAME

Blobo: Bogart

Sarah: Kdnndksnnfkbejjejcjfjbrjskckfkndkwoskvnkwe

Sarah: HES CUTE

Frnk: I FUCKIN AGREE CAN I STEAL HIM

Blobo: NO BITCH HE MINE

Blobo: MINE

Frnk: Rude

Tyler: Brendon do you have the MONEY to have another dog

Blobo: Yes

Tyler: Last I herd you were struggling

Fence: Brendon is a stripper.

Air: In his mind

Fence: No literally he's a stripper... he strips at a club and gets a lot of money.

Gewawd: Bren why

Blobo: I needed the MONEY

Sarah: He cut off his emo ass hair to look sexier

Cats: Oh god

Pickle: Patrick we are gonna harass Brendon at work tonight

Air: Okay

Air: Can I get a chinchilla

Pickle: No cats no dogs no rodents no nothing

Air: Lame. I hate you we're breaking up.

Pickle: It's the fucking apartment rules!

Air: Can we bribe the land lord

Pickle: No

Air: Is the landlord a guy

Pickle: No

Air: BRENDON CAN I HIRE YOU TO GIVE OUR LANDLORD A LAP DANCE SO WE CAN GET ANOTHER ANIMAL

Blobo: Sure man

Sarah: No

Blobo: Sorry I mean no man

Ibassedyourmum: Whipped

Frnk: KiNkY

Tyler: I suddenly have flashbacks to high school chat us because they said their lines...

Air: Weirdly I miss Frank yelling kinky in Walmart

Frnk: Oh I still do it

Pickle: Remember when I gave you head and a cop saw

Air: I hate you. I really hate you.

Jenna: W H A T   T H E   F U C K

Sarah: Ew Pete why

Pickle: I was a horny teenager okay
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I like young and menace but hearing it live makes me cringe so hard... I hate how the high pitch part is made it just... I can't listen to a live performance of it please tell me I'm not the only one. Also I love Kenny I just don't know how to WRITE HIM RIP

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