Hetalia Songs and Stuff!

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So this will just be my opinion
On 'Philippines' in hetalia. Not
Because I'm a Filipino. Just because I'm concerned of the
Country. Not pitied.

So there are rumors that are
Saying that Philippines was
The maid that is serving Spain
In the manga( sorry I didn't read
The manga and only the anime)
But it is said that that maid
Is a Spaniard because of what
She looks like.

Also they said that Philippines
Is female and he name is uh
'Maria' isn't it? I'm sorry if I
have some mistakes on what
The hell I'm saying.

Here. Just wanna write a little
One-shot on what could happen
If Philippines's history and
Philippines is included. Probably My POV (Author-san's POV)sorry
I'll make it short. Sorry again.
I'll just summarize it.

Name: Maria (dunno)

Hair color: (i think black because
Filipinos' hair are black. Very usual)

Age: (don't ask me)

Birthday: June 12

Before Philippines was called
Philippines ,Philippines has
Another name. Now I don't know
If I'm having a memory lost because I even shittin' forgot my
Own history! Back to the explanation.

Probably Philippines's name was
Uh is 'Ekwador de San Lazaro',
'Felipinas' and I dunno. Felipinas
Actually is from the name of
Spain's king 'Felipe ,the second
I think). Well I can't explain
It clearly because it's just stocked
Knowledge and my book about
'My' history seemed to just
Repeat. I can't help but say that
I maybe even like the public's.

After that (skip) blah blah blah.
So Spain came and you know.
Philippines is just under 'him'
Because you know Philippines
Was likely to be naive. Also
Spain came to Philippines because of 'her' resources'. Remember mollucas or the spice
Islands. Magellan and so on.

As I remember Philippines was
Under Spain for three hundred
Years. Many Filipinos died out
Of hunger and also because
Of what Spain caused and did.

So then US came. He just came
And said He's not there to
Be blah blah blah and to be Philippines's friend.( probably
The president or so the boss ,isn't
It?)

And so. Philippines was saved by
US but I don't consider that as
Any love or shipping just because
America saved her. America
Was just the Hero. Duh.

So then Japan came and after
Some fights Japan won and
Conquered Philippines.
And so blah blah blah. America
Came back to get Philippines
From him.

So WWII started on 1938.
So then brah brah brah Philippines was suffering under
Japan and years later (1944)
America.

So when 'Japan' refused to give
Philippines or to surrender ,
America,England and China
Gave Japan (or so Japan's minister) to give up but he
Ended up saying that he won't surrender.

So US made a bombardment
In Japan, Nagasaki and Hiroshima ,isn't it? Okay
Where not going on the worse
Parts. So thay caused Japan to give up Philippines.

So World War II ended
On 1945 (1938-1945) probably
7 seven years eh.

And so then blah blah blah.
For short, Philippines has done
'Lots' of things at history.

Also there are lots of countries that came to Philippines because
Of her resources.

Present...

Philippines has a great trust on
Japan and America and least
On Russia and China.

Just remind you of the island
China and Philippines is Arguing
On. Because China said it
Was part of their territory eh.
That island is Mollucas I think
But in my opinion rather others
Is it's Philippines's.

Countries that Philippines met
At the past...probably the countries Philippines has been
Involved on.

China
Spain
America
Japan
Germany
Italy
Cuba
Mexico
Great Britain
France
India
Portugal
And etc. But that's the main.

Well hope you did understand
It. It was kinda strange writing
It that way. How improper. Jk.
Well thankyou for reading!

HETALIA!
PASTA ve~