Dilara looked up at the sky anxiously (no one could tell the difference, as anxiety was something Dilara already had), and urgently said "We need to talk. I've got literally earth-shattering news." Miles, baffled, told her "Can't you see that there are bulldozers here to tear down my house?" Dilara, who had not been aware of the bulldozers, noticed them. "And why is that important?" she inquired. Miles was seriously doubting his choice to be friends with Dilara. "They're here to tear down my house. I CAN'T HAVE THAT HAPPENING, CAN I? SO I'M IN THE MUD TO STOP THEM FROM MAKING ME HOMELESS!" bellowing at the, unknown to him, alien. Dilara, finally realizing the situation at hand, went over to Mr./Mrs./Ms. Specimen and whispered into their ear. After an initial look of "u wot, m8," he uneasily agreed. He walked to the mud, and laid down in it. Miles, incredulous, asked Dilara what she was doing. She replied with a simple "We have to have someone in front of the bulldozer!" After telling the specimen "No getting up" like it was in timeout, Miles and Dilara set off for the pub.
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to General Nonsense
Science FictionThe crossover of QuizUp and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Don't expect it to be on par with Douglas Adams' works, and expect it to be as low quality as security camera footage of a robbery (seriously, it's 2017). Nods to the original creator, th...
