BOY WERE THEY WRONG

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I'm just kinda having a fiery morning I ripped off the top of a baking soda container with my teeth and chucked it into a kitchen fire to stop it and that made me feel like a savage, but then I used another burner and made like 20 pancakes in an hour making up some time YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO WATCH THEM YOU CAN WANDER OFF AND COME BACK AND THEYLL BE PERFECTLY COOKED. I guess that was pretty cool so I watched a couple friends who were a couple the irony but I sent them off to go rollerskating, I don't know how to roller skate but I'm good at rollerblading so that's a thing. And I still loathe the ability to screw up all of my drawings so... That's also a thing! I know all of you guys love reading my book and I'm pretty popular because of my quality comedy-

 That's also a thing! I know all of you guys love reading my book and I'm pretty popular because of my quality comedy-

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Oh. Well I haven't been on that lon-

Well you can't blame me I never go on wattpad-

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Well you can't blame me I never go on wattpad-

 I bullshit a lot ok but my book is pretty popular-

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.... I bullshit a lot ok but my book is pretty popular-

 I bullshit a lot ok but my book is pretty popular-

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.....shit...

That's all I can remember at the moment so have a good whatever you are in the time zone.

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