For - @delanibutzin
I love you guys with all my heart no joke <3
-JACKANDJACK GC-
You : Gilinsky where are you! Why aren't you replying to my texts?
Gilinsky : probably because I'm busy?!
You : doing what? What's so damn important that you can't answer your girlfriend?
Gilinsky : MY JOB. You know, the thing that pays me to keep your needy ass alive!
JJ : Shit guys, can y'all argue somewhere else.
You : sorry Johnson.
You : By the way, Gilinsky, you aren't as smooth as you think you are. Leaving your phone at home yesterday while you went to the gym was a rookie mistake. Some girl kept sending you nudes.
Gilinsky : I don't know what you're talking about
You : DUMBASS! I know you're cheating on me! Hope you can find a roommate, because all your shit will be packed up by the time you get back to MY apartment.
JJ : YOU CHEATED ON HER GILINSKY?
Gilinsky : I.. Im sorry y/n.
You : now you're sorry? Earlier you didn't know what I was talking about? You're full of bullshit G. We're done.
JJ : that's an all time low bro.
Gilinsky : LOOK I'm sorry okay?! I love you y/n.
You : yeah, that's exactly what you must've thought while you were fucking your side hoe right? That's what I thought. Get over it love, your stuff will be outside to be picked up :)
JJ : damn ma, salty as ever.
Gilinsky : ugh.. I'm sorry y/n.
You : stop.
-Jack Johnson-
JJ : you okay?
You : could be better :/
JJ : I'm sorry that he did that, he should've know better than to mess with you.
You : I don't know what to do... can you come over? I don't want to be alone right now.
JJ : yeah, I'll be right over with some snacks :)
You : thanks.
JJ : oh by the way Y/n
You : what?
JJ : I kinda like you.. like a lot.
You : well, I kinda like you.. a lot :)
