You guys are probably tired of me doing jack Johnson, but like he's a babe ;)
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You : Johnson what the fuck!
JJ : what?
You : You left toilet seat up 😑
JJ : are you serious right now...
You : DEAD ASS SERIOUS MY DUDE.
(Eww I hate myself for that LOL)
JJ : well, if we're gonna talk about This you always leave the toilet seat down 😂😑
You : THATS DIFFERENT 😂
JJ : well case closed. I'm innocent.
You : we're gonna be THAT married couple 🙃😂
JJ : who said I was marrying you?
You : ....
JJ : my just messing with you babe, you're the only one I plan on marrying.
You : good, because if there was someone else you were also planning on marrying you would be living on the streets 😑
JJ : babe don't be crazy, I'd never marry someone else. You're already a handful.
You : I hate you.
JJ : I love you. 😻
