Freed X Laxus

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Freed: *faints*

Mira san: is he okay?

Author chan: he's smiling so i think so ya.

Mira san: wut about Laxus?

Author chan: He's knocked out after Mavis' swing knocked him in the face but I think he's okay.

Mira san: have you noticed we're the only ones in the guild?

Author chan: i can fix that.

*doors become magically locked and all Fairy Tail characters are teleported to guild hall. Also me and mira san are now sitting on top of a beam.*

Author chan: for those of you who don't know I will be revealing random ships and if you get mad you can punch me it's okay because I'M INVINCIBLE
Mira san: enough with the invincible! You are not invincible! *punches Author chan but her fist hits steel*
Woah... What does invincibility feel like?

Author chan: here i can make you invincible too.

Mira san: you can?

Sting: it's her book she can probably do anything. *body warps into impossible positions* ya STOP DOING THAT I SWEAR

Author chan: you should never swear Sting it's a sign of weak verbal skills also you should know enough to not talk in here... Hehe (my bad they're supposed to talk otherwise this book would be pointless...)

Still author chan: so Mira san let's start your invincibility training now repeat after me... INVINCIBLE!

Mira san: INVINCIBLE!

Author chan: now together.

Author chan and Mira san: INVINCIBLE!

Author chan: now this way... I'M INVINCIBLE!

Mira san: I'M INVINCIBLE!

Author chan and Mira san: I'M INVINCIBLE!

Bickslow: why are Laxus and Freed passed out on the ground

Rogue: No one cares! wait what?

Mira san: I can make anyone say whatever I want this is amazing! Levy, give me some R rated books.

Levy: sure, but why?

Mira san: I want to read some R rated books thats why.

Author chan: I'll just not pay attention to that and mess with the caps lock button.

Rufus: WHat dO YoU MeAn (no justin beiber references sorry...) OH [CenSOreD]

STiNg: OUch mY mOUTh hUrtS

Rogue: I'm not affected.

Frosch: Fro thinks so too!

Author chan: Author chan thinks so too!

Rogue: HEY ARE YOU COPYING FROSCH!

Author chan: ONLY BECAUSE SHE'S CUTE!

Frosch: FRO THINKS SO TOO!

Rogue: oh that's ok then Frosch seems to like you anyways.

Author chan: yaay! Teach me your ways oh wise Frosch!

Frosch: okay first thing you do is wear a frog costume

Author chan: *suddenly is wearing frog costume*

Frosch: then you join sabertooth and that's it! Yaay!

Gray: wait she's already in Fairy Tail she can't join Sabertooth!

Author chan: i can be in both because I'm the author so i can do anything i want yaay!

Makarov: uh Sting are you okay with this?

Sting: yeah i think she'd join both anyway. Without our approval...

Author chan: OH OH OH IM GOING TO JOIN SABERTOOTH AND MERMAID HEEL AND LAMIA SCALE AND QUATRO CERBERUS BECAUSE I CAN

Frosch: awesome!

Erza: lets have a cake in celebration!

Bacchus: wild!

Cana: fwooh!

Yukino and Kagura: 🎶were all in this together🎶

Eve: why not blue pegasus X(

Author chan: too many pervs

Frosch: Fro thinks so too!

Rogue: Rogue thinks so too!

Author chan: Author chan thinks so too!

Kagura: Kagura thinks so too!

Milliana: Milliana thinks so too!

Yukino: Yukino thinks so too!

Author chan: everyone who was about to say that join the Frosch club where we have cookies and funnnnnnn!

Word count: 581 words.

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