if any of you were wondering why i wasn't posting it's because i was writing this
Author chan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ONE OF MY BEST SOURCES OF SHIPS WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITHOUT LUCY
Mira san: do we even have time to go get her
Laxus: if you have time to kidnap me and Freed and hold us hostage until Fraxus is canon then you probably have time to rescue Lucy.
Author chan: I'll do it it's my fault anyway i wrote it in there besides i need to make an extra long chapter to make up for everything i haven't done and maybe after two weeks...
Mira san: well you'll still post.
Cana san: what about two weeks, Author chan?
Author chan: nothing.
Wendy chan: YOU'RE NOT DYING FOR REAL, ARE YOU AUTHOR CHAN?!
Author chan: what? no.
Wendy san: are you going away again? is that why you are putting out so many chapters?
Author chan: no my computer class is ending so it'll be harder for me to post because i've been posting then.
Wendy san: ... oh.
Cana san: this is so sad.
Mira san: it's really not.
Author chan: i'll still try to post. I'm just sad because my schedule (that was working so well!) might get messed up.
Natsu: WHAT ABOUT LUCY GUYS FOCUS! I TOOK HER FROM ME GET HER BACK!
Zeref: that was a weird way to say it. oh btw, Jellal, are you still trying to kill me because if you're not, I'd like to join Crime Sorciere.
Cobra: the fork.
Jellal: sure.
Natsu: FLIPPING FOCUS!
Author chan: geez, Natsu. so... Nalu sailed i guess. team ship, go!
*pretty much everyone teleports*
Natsu: WHY'D THEY LEAVE ME BEHIND NOW THEY'RE GONNA GET DISTRACTED
*back at where ever E.N.D. is*
Lucy: HELP!
E.N.D.: gosh dangit woman why does Natsu even like you.
Zeref: ouch.
Lucy: why did you even bring me here and why did you tie me to a rock.
E.N.D.: I'm Natsu sort of so if he likes you than i like you. Also he's an idiot and i want to let him suffer.
Lucy: If you guys are the same person then if he suffers don't you suffer?
E.N.D.: ... Stop confusing me. I know this is a trick.
Lucy: no i'm actually serious. Also if you're the same person why do you want him to suffer? wouldn't you suffer too?
E.N.D.: We're not the same person!
Lucy: earlier you said you were, tho. Are you contradicting yourself?
E.N.D.: SHUT THE FORK UP!
Lucy: it's an honest question!
E.N.D.: I SAID SHUT UP!
Lucy: but i need to keep talking so the readers are entertained and Author chan reaches the one thousand word goal for this episode!
E.N.D.: THEN DON'T USE ABBREVIATIONS LIKE DON'T! AND LENGTHEN YOUR SENTENCES!
YOU ARE READING
Fairy tail reacts to ships
FanfictionWhen life gives you lemons... You do something lemon related i guess. 🍋 anyways, life gave me fairy tail, and so i made this. And i threw a lemon at my wall. It was a plushie. A very plushie lemon. 🍋 Author chan out!
